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PostSubject: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 pm

GREETINGS! I am the GREAT and MIGHTY deathpigeon! (Please do not capitalize my name. There is no d in pigeon.)

Bow before my MIGHT, mortals!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 pm

As the king of the games club, I bow before no being. However, I am willing to welcome you to the forum.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:55 pm

I MIGHT bow before your MIGHT. But I also MIGHT not. and WELCOME eathpigeon (i took the D out like you asked. I MIGHT have done it wrong though.)
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:57 pm

^^ A mere king? Hah! You make me laugh! I am a GOD!

Anyway, nice to meet you, Ass.

^ Hah! I like you!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:03 pm

Well, it's nice to meet you, DEATHPIDGEON.

I am the queenking of these forums, and as such, I have to say, you are no god. You are weak. You are a fool. Bow down and kiss my boots, and you may be spared.



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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:06 pm

You underestimate the power of an absolute monarchy, bird. None hold power over true royalty, not even a deity.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:07 pm

^^ I SHALL SMITE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

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...Well, no, not really. I'm not into the whole smiting thing. I was, but then I watched Zeus doing it, and, dayum, he was really getting off on it, and now I just feel dirty even considering smiting.

^ You may hold power over your land, but I hold power over the very FABRIC OF REALITY! *Cackles maniacally.*
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:09 pm

Ah, but you see, I am not king of some paltry province or country. I am King of the Games Club, and thus my domain is beyond reality itself!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:12 pm

Oh, so you're a god, too, then?
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:14 pm

I am ABOVE THE GODS [thunderclap]
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:15 pm

LIES! DAMNED LIES!!!! STATISTICS!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:18 pm

I believe lion rules over all. So, welcome to my domain, deathpigeon. Enjoy your stay, or be my breakfast tomorrow.

Your choice.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:20 pm

Pigeons soar far above lions! We poop on you. We poop on your car. We poop on everything you have!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:20 pm

Asssprite, you are the duke of the province of the Games Club. I am the queenking of the entire forum.

And DEATHPIDGEON, you are in my queenkingdom, and therefor must worship me.



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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:24 pm

Except that, in the end, lion rules over all. Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:25 pm

^^ Your queenkingdom is in MY UNIVERSE!

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...Well, I share it with other gods, but still.

^ All lions die in the end, but gods are eternal.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:27 pm

Specific beats general, w!tch wins out again.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:30 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM BESTED BY LOGIC! MY ARCHNEMESIS! LOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIC! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:32 pm

Leo M. R. wrote:
Except that, in the end, lion rules over all. Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona.
Leo M. R. wrote:
Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona.
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shape, size, and persona.
Leo M. R. wrote:
persona.



And yes, of course I won. I always win. Bow down to your queenking.



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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:34 pm

*Bows down.*
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:35 pm

*bows up*

wait what
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:19 pm

I have no idea what is going on.
And Welcome to the forum.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:21 pm

MADNESS IS GOING ON! MADNESS I SAY! Very Happy

And thanks. Smile Nice to meet you.
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:22 pm

Madness...?

THIS! IS...!
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PostSubject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals!   Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:26 pm

Monday, that's what it is.
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