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PostSubject: Attack the next poster!   Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:50 pm

So the game is what the title says. The poster above you attacks you, you post how you block/dodge/whatever the attack, then you attack the next poster. Here's an example of how to play:
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I punch the next poster!
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I dodge to the left!
I shoot a rocket at the next poster!
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Luckily I'm in a bunker!
I throw ninja stars at the next poster!
And so on.
I'll start!

I chop the next poster!



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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:38 am

I die.
My corpse explodes reaching to the next poster since it was rigged to my heartbeat.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:45 am

I dive into a well, and avoid the explosion.

I shoot the next poster IN THE FACE.



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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:12 am

It ricochets of my braces.

All my years of deflecting spitballs have paid off! I expertly send the ricochet straight towards the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:53 am

The bullet pierces my robes!


Only to reveal, I am merely an animated set of robes, and I remain mostly unharmed. The bullet continues on to the next target.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:02 am

I pick up what remains of my dead clone and use it as a meat shield. I then throw the remains at the next post
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:05 am

The remains hit my reflection in the mirror with a crash. I'm wipe some nervous sweat from my forehead, as there was about a fifty fifty chance he would throw the body at either me or my reflection.

I then pick up some shards of broken mirror and toss them at the next poster!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:25 am

I take the shards to my face with a grin and start whistling twinkle twinkle little star!
I then step out of the next posters face and stab them with a steak knife!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:37 am

An innocent bystander walks in the way at just the right moment. I am filled with grief as I realize that he turned out to be by cousin's-uncle's-doctor's-former roomate. In my grief I go into a blind feeding frenzy, no longer a shark of science but one of bloodlust and I attack the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:39 am

I bop you on the nose, as that is well known for being able to stop a bloodthirsty shark in its tracks, and then run out of the room pushing the next poster in with you, and lock the door!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:47 am

I kick down the door and politely let Eragon out so he can chase after his original target.

I then pick up the unhinged door and swing it at the next poster!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:29 am

I used an Unnecessary Combat Roll to get out of the way, allowing your door to continue swinging at the direction of the next poster!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:37 am

I trick the bloodthirsty shark into getting between me and the door, and it splinters with the force of the blow. I pick up one of the sharper pieces and use it to stab the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:57 am

I panic and begin to hurl fireballs in all directions. The wooden spike is incinerated.

A large number of fireballs head straight for the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:59 am

I throw my jacket at the fireball and it burns up in mid-air. I gather the ashes and toss them in the next posters eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:48 am

I inhale all the ashes using my super-inhalation/exhalation-powers like a total badass, and then blow it out again at the next poster with the force of a hurricane!


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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:54 am

I get swept up by the hurricane breath and lifted fifty feet in the air, using the lift to my advantage and turning it into a super powered drop kick aimed at the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:50 pm

I wake up, dazed and confused after the door hit me only to find some guy trying to drop kick me. Using my vast intellect, I do the most obvious thing. I open my mouth and swallow him whole. This does not sit well with my stomach and I vomit the guy out (who is alive and well if not extremely grossed out) on the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:53 pm

I catch the vomity guy and push him away and down, then grab the next poster and push them so they trip over the vomity guy.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:06 pm

Using the velocity of tripping over the guy of vomit I spin into a speeding bullet heading straight for the next poster.


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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:13 pm

I step sideways, so that I'm standing behind a conveniently placed brick wall!

I then detonate an explosive against the wall, sending it crashing down onto the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:19 pm

I step backwards until it finishes falling and then pick up all the bricks and make them into an adorable little house and invite the next poster in for tea. I poison their cup.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:21 pm

Luckily, I've spent years building an immunity to the poison (iocaine powder, ha!). However, I wasn't expecting the tea to be so blistering hot, so in reflex I threw the cup at the next poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:22 pm

The scalding of my skin brings me no pain to speak of.

I pull the next posters eyeballs out!
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PostSubject: Re: Attack the next poster!   Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:25 pm

Luckily, I came prepared with FAKE EYES, and so they just dangle in front of my face on their springs. I trap the next poster in my brick house and fill it with water!
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