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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:04 am | |
| I go all percy Jackson on them and reduce them to green dust, flinging my sword i used to kill them at the next poster |
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hollow New Kid
Posts : 40 Join date : 2013-03-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:18 am | |
| I pluck the sword out of the air, totally fluking grabbing the hilt, then hurl it at the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:21 am | |
| I swallow the sword, as it turns out I am a trained circus performer well-versed in the art of sword-swallowing. I then flick a booger on the next poster! |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:23 am | |
| I catch the horrid thing in a jar, then i use it to synthesize the common cold in fluid form , put it in a jar and pour it in the next poster's drink |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:31 am | |
| I only pretend to drink it, while in actuality I pour all the contents on the next poster's pants. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:25 am | |
| Who needs pants? Not me nope I'm not wearing these anymore. I kick the next poster with my now-exposed leg. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:15 pm | |
| I bite your leg, it tastes like ass.
I spite it out at the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:56 pm | |
| I kick it soccer-style at the next poster. |
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tylerouzts Seeing Shades
Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:04 pm | |
| I go to kick it but I get smacked in the face with the leg...I pick it up and throw it at the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:13 pm | |
| Still me. Now I kick it American football-style at the next poster. |
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Ars Nova New Kid
Posts : 88 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:16 pm | |
| POTATO CHIIIIPS Asssprite and his leg are now a vending machine. WATCH YOUR HEAD NEXT POSTER |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:12 pm | |
| I grab Asssprite and use his enormous cushion to block the vending machine, unfortunately means we won't be seeing him till Monday.
I then buy the day old sandwich in the machine and force feed it to the next poster |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:00 am | |
| I consume your whole arm and the sandwich. I then vomit it up onto the next poster. |
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Shuryou New Kid
Posts : 19 Join date : 2013-03-30
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:48 am | |
| I grab a bucket and catch the vomit in it just in time. I then toss the bucket at the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:38 am | |
| I blow the bucket away with my super-awesome exhaling powers, also blowing away the next poster in the process! |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:05 am | |
| I catch some major air from that gust, giving me perfect velocity for a dropkick at the next poster |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:42 am | |
| I spin to the side and just barely get skimmed by the boot, before pulling out my raygun and firing a wild blast at the next poster. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:16 pm | |
| I manage to doge the brunt of the blast, but it burns all my hair clean off!
I throw the resulting ashes in the next poster's eyes. |
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GirlTheHero New Kid
Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:18 pm | |
| The ashes falls for my trap card and then I send out my blue eyes white dragon to attack the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:45 pm | |
| I open the Digital Gate and your dragon gets teleported in. I then summon my partner Digimon to attack the next poster! |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:28 pm | |
| It's digital claws/jaws/fire/whatever pass straight through my distinctly non-digital body.
I grow my hair back by consuming the next poster's flesh. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:09 pm | |
| Ouch. I inject a skin regrowth syrum (only able to be used once) and use it to instantaneously heal.
I flick the next poster's head. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:23 pm | |
| I slice through your whole arm with my super sharp hair the throw the chunks of flesh at the next poster. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:37 pm | |
| I catch the chunks and devour them to grow even more hair.
I use my now extremely long hair to strangle the next poster. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:40 am | |
| WHY IS EVERYONE EATING ME?! I am choking, but with my scissors I quickly cut your hair, thus freeing me.
I hop in an ambulance and head to the nearest hospital (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS), running the next poster over at somewhat high speeds. |
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