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PostSubject: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:13 pm

The classic. One person posts a wish, and the next poster makes it backfire.


I wish for a hat.



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:22 pm

You get your hat but every time you try to put on the hat it just poofs away from you.

I wish for some cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:30 pm

You get some cookies, but you're deathly allergic to them.
I wish for omnipotence.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:35 pm

You are driven mad by your newfound knowledge, and die from the mental stress.

I wish for two hats.



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:38 pm

You get your hats but they elope and leave you behind.

I wish for the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:43 pm

The world turns out not worthy of being owned, as there are more unpleasantries than you can handle.

I wish for nicer, more optimistic people in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:53 pm

An army of happy people erupt from your chest, killing you instantly. They apologize, but say that it was "for the best, probably, all things considered."

I wish for a kingdom to rule.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:55 pm

You get your kingdom, but all of your subjects are plants. And they're plotting a violent rebellion!

I wish for beautiful music.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:59 pm

You are captured by aliens and they perform various experiments on you, successfully removing your ability to think and replacing it with the ability to perfectly recall tunes. They hook your brain up to a speaker and you become a sort of biological ipod shuffle.
I wish for a bunch of choice hotties to surround me at all times.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:40 pm

The hotties are literal on women who are scolding hot to the touch. You are indeed surrounded by them and are then promptly set on fire by their heat.

I wish for a better lab assistant.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:43 pm

You are discredited and your research is no longer taken seriously. You receive no money and they take away your lab, and you are forced to get a job as a lab assistant. You are, of course, much better at it than the interns.
I wish for a good meal.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:49 pm

Your meal is indeed exquisite. That is, it certainly looks that way; but before you can dig in, a rather surly young miss muscles you out of the way and scarfs it down. What a punk!

I wish for a freakin' burrito
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:52 pm

Your burrito proceeds to get its freak on down at the dance floor. You watch in horror as it ganks moves straight out of the sixties.
I wish for money.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:56 pm

You get 2 pennys. The horror.

I wish to have my job back Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:59 pm

Your bizarre theories are proven correct and your career is restored, but the media are all over you and everything passing joke you make at a party is quoted as if it has great signifigance in every situation.
I wish pennies weren't discontinued in my country.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:37 pm

Pennies are suddenly not discontinued in your country. Except you now find they are the ONLY form of currency your country now uses, so every single thing you buy, you have to pay for with dozens and dozens of pennies, because at the exact same time as all this, a powerful computer virus infects all the card machines of the same country for good.

I suggest you move to a new country now, while you still have some pennies...

I wish for ALL THE SUPERPOWERS.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:46 pm

You get them all, but you can't stop using any of them. Your eyes emit various uncontrollable beams everywhere you go, and your size and shape is in a continuous state of flux. You can hardly move due to teleporting and time travelling so frequently, and alongside your various clones, you destroy the world and then yourselves. Lovecraft writes a story about you, but it is never published, as you absorbed the energy from the big bang and thus prevented the formation of a universe wherein it could be written in the first place.
I wish for plane tickets.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:46 am

You get three tickets for a flight to Cuba. The flight left a week ago.

I wish for some rain to cool the place down.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:05 am

it rains for years. everything within your town is eroded and washed away. Eventually, a lake forms.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:58 am

No wish to corrupt! Wait, that means you wished for nothing. You are now nothing.

I wish for Young Justice to have a great third season.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:14 am

(I don't have the heart to corrupt this wish, because this is also mine... but I'll try my best. Or worst.)

Young Justice now has a fantastic third season. Which is so fantastic now everyone and their mother is trying to copy it, to the point of market saturation. Follow The Leader ensues, and as always, Sturgeon's Law applies. Now, because of the fantasticity of Young Justice, all Western animation shows are superhero shows in one form or another, and most of them suck beyond belief.

I wish there were more non-rule 34 fanart of characters from my favorite PS1 game.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:36 pm

Your wish is granted. However, it's granted by excessively stereotypical deviantartists, and its all non-explicit OC/canon character yaois drawn in the style of nyan neko sugar girls. Shrek makes an appearance, for some reason.
I wish to forget about all the embarrassingly awful movies I've seen.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:45 pm

You get your wish but since you forgot how bad the movies were you end up watching them again.

I wish I was a awesome artist.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:46 pm

You become an awesome artist, but as soon as people look away from you work, they forget about it and walk away.
I wish I had some cake



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:38 pm

Your cake is poisoned. And after all the work we made you go through to get it, running and jumping and moving blocks around and solving puzzles...
I wish for ownership of a small but significant piece of the world.
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