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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:18 pm

You're elected king of australia. You're promptly kicked in the face by an annoyed kangaroo as your flight lands, and the locals just generally don't like you. Your long life as king is full of misery as your position is effectively usurped by a parliament, and in the end you die lonely and alone.

I wish for a Kangaroo of my very own.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:23 pm

It dies an hour after you receive it.You contract an incurable, fatal disease from the corpse.
I wish for full immunity to all poisons, diseases, and other ailments.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:23 pm

You become Immune to all sickness and such. You then get run over by a train.
I wish for a chair



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:30 pm

You get a chair. It is uncomfortable.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:31 pm

You get your uncorruptable wish. You are then eaten.
I wish for a cheezit



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:45 pm

You receive a cheezit. It is the only food you'll get for the rest of your life, so you have to make it last.
I wish I was immortal.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:05 pm

You live for ever, but your body rots all the same, leaving you a sentient corpse unable to move as you no longer have muscles, or ligiments, eventually you will become sentient dust.

I wish for some one else's wish to no longer be corrupt and not end with them being harmed or in danger of being harmed.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:07 pm

My previous wish (for an incorruptible wish) is regranted. It is the uncorrrupted wish. We lose nothing, but gain nothing either.
I wish for power.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:10 pm

You get a power-glove, its sooo bad.

I wish for world peace
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:21 pm

The universe is abruptly chilled to precisely zero kelvins. There is no motion. All is peaceful.
I wish the snow would melt.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:04 am

The snow around you melts as a huge fire engulfs your city.

I wish I procrastinate less.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:20 am

Your country is nuked, leaving everyone you knew, dead, and everything, destroyed ,you now have nothing to do but survive, so you cannot procrastinate.

I wish I never needed to break up with my girlfriend
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:46 am

Your history is changed and you never broke up with your girlfriend. In fact, she becomes a total yandere who's also overly-obsessed with you. You are forevermore incapable of leaving her line of sight, as she follows you. Everywhere. All the time. Even when you've died.

I wish I could meet Static.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:23 pm

You meet him. He ignores you.
I wish I had a box of donuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:38 pm

You get a box of donuts. It is empty

I wish that Mystic Knights was on DVD
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:43 pm

It's on DVD. There's only one copy of the DVD. It belongs to a young yet obsessive hoarder who refuses to take it out of the box and won't part with it until he is dead in approximately 60 years.
I wish for grilled cheese.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:13 pm

It is burnt to a crisp. I suppose you can still eat it, but it'll taste like ash.

I wish for a delicious meal to be delivered to all the homeless
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:32 pm

You have to pay for it.
I wish for a personal chef.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:54 pm

You have to sign a contract for 10 years with him as your personal chef and he's horrible at it.
I wish for a pet dragon.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:03 pm

You gain a pet dragon and it is the most wonderful and awesome companion. You two grow a deep bond over the years as it is always by your side. That is why you are heartbroken when some asshole wizard goes and kills your dragon to use its heartstrings for wands and the rest of it for various potion supplies.

I wish Cartoon Network would get its head out of its ass and start actually caring about providing good cartoons instead of the horrid Cartoon Network Real. (Seriously, whats the point of a specialty channel if its not going to keep its specialty?)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:39 pm

Cartoon Networks listens to you and decided to stop CN Real and start making more cartoons. The next day, they run out of business.

(Hmm... I wonder...)

I wish Earth would blow up and everything alive on it would die.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:47 pm

Everyone from earth except for you are reincarnated as minor deities and given the task of torturing you in some sort of afterlife.
I wish for something to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 pm

You are given the duty of massaging ron jeremy's feet every day

I wish for controllable telekenisis
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:55 pm

It only works on up to three dust particles at a time, and you have to give it your full focus.
I wish for a throne.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:01 pm

A throne magically appears above you, crushing your ribs.

I wish all the women in the world were men, and all the men were women.
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