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Baron Von Aardvark
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 3:19 pm

You did, but the ice cream sandwich wish fulfillment reverts to a plain old granting of the wish as a default, due to a lack of information in the now-distorted chaos continuum. I get a delicious ice cream sandwich and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish I could understand the thought processes of animals.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 4:20 pm

YOUR THOUGHT PROC3SS B3COM3S 1NHUM4N, 4 NON-S3NT13NT 4N1M4L'S THOUGHT PROC3SS. YOU C4N NO LONG3R 3NJOY YOUR D3L1C1OUS 1C3 CR34M S4NDW1CH.
1 W1SH FOR VON 44RDV4RK'S S4NDW1CH.


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Baron Von Aardvark
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 4:32 pm

You get the digested remains of the ice cream sandwich. I ate it over an hour ago, so it's not even effected by your corruption! Very Happy

I wish for my internet connection to have infinite speed.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 4:34 pm

Your internet connection is infinitely fast. You are still a dumb animal who cannot use a computer.
I wish there was a planet made entirely out of ice cream and soda pop, and that it was somehow capable of replenishing itself.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 4:37 pm

There is! You live several trillion light years away from it.

I wish for a delicious canned coffee to compliment that delicious ice cream sandwich I had earlier. No Hweeyerms this time please.
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It mysteriously explodes and a fragment buries itself in your forehead. 
I wish work was easier.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2013 10:36 pm

YOUR WORK 1S NOW 34S13R. TH3R3 4R3 4LSO 4SS4S1NS OUT TO ST34L YOUR WORK.
1 W1SH FOR 4 WORLD OF P3RF3CT ORD3R.
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Here it is, It is a size of a marble. I took it off of some aliens so they'll probably want it back.

I wish the Zelda anthem would play outloud whenever I wanted.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeSat Jun 15, 2013 3:22 am

It also plays out loud whenever you dont want it to, and the people around you can hear it. It freaks everyone out, forever? The composer hears about it and gives up music. 
I wish i could charge my devices battries without having to get up.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeTue Jun 18, 2013 7:20 pm

You don't have to get up, you can sit and charge your devices on an electric chair.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeWed Jun 19, 2013 1:59 am

YOU NO LONG3R H4V3 4NY 4LL3RG13S. YOU DO, HOW3V3R, H4V3 4N 1MPR3SS1V3 4CCUMUL4T1ON OF D34DLY D1S34S3S 4ND C4N 3XP3CT TO B3 D34D W1TH1N TH3 HOUR.
1 W1SH TO 4CH13V3 TH3 GR34T3ST 4CT OF JUST1C3 4NY S3NT13NT CR34TUR3 COULD 3V3R TH1NK, DR34M, OR CONC13V3 OF.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeWed Jun 19, 2013 3:44 am

You destroy the universe as punitive action for every crime ever commited, and as an aggressive prevention campaign regarding future crime. 
I wish for extrene injustice in my favour.
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You receive justice for each an every action you take. 
I wish for my wish to be corrupted. 
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeThu Jun 20, 2013 12:17 am

Your wish overflows into an infinite paradox cloud composed of pure and complete bullshit. Chaos collapses and the universe implodes.

I wish to have a British accent for a day.
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You do and swarms of women swoon to your swuave.






Oh, right. It has to be bad, all the women are vampires.

I wish von aardvark was safe from the swarm of vampiresses.
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Von Aardvark wins a lifetime supply of condoms.
I wish I was able to sleep and dick around online simultaneously.
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You turn into a computer and thus become an inanimate object. 
I wish for cake. 
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeThu Jun 20, 2013 1:43 am

You become cake, and thus an inanimate object.
I wish BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP WISHING DOES NOT COMPUTE IT IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeThu Jun 20, 2013 11:41 pm

You get some angry dude.

I wish for THE STARS.


(Regarding your response to my last wish, I appreciate it! Haha. Also I think adding lust to my wish is technically still corrupting it so... haha. Yeah. Very Happy)


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You get your stars, as you burn up from the heat.
I wish for money.
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You get money, money from a civilization 2,000 years in the future, making it worthless.

I wish I could time travel.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Corrupt The Wish - Page 18 Icon_minitimeThu Jun 20, 2013 11:55 pm

YOU C4N NOW TR4V3L FORW4RD THROUGH T1M3 4T 4 R4T3 OF ON3 S3COND P3R S3COND. TH3 S4M3 4S 3V3RYON3 3LS3.
1 W1SH FOR 4LL R34L1TY TO B3 M4JOR L4W-4LL1GN3D.
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i wish you would be my best friend
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The alternian word for friend is the exact same as their word for enemy. Your wish is lost in translation, and she becomes your enemy. The magnitude of your rivalry is so great that it upsets her sense of justice, corrupting her last wish by making her the least-just person in the universe.
I wish I could pack ten hours of sleep into ten minutes.
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You do, the baggage claim makes you pay twice as much for its weight.

I wish to be protected from disease
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