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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:19 pm | |
| You did, but the ice cream sandwich wish fulfillment reverts to a plain old granting of the wish as a default, due to a lack of information in the now-distorted chaos continuum. I get a delicious ice cream sandwich and there's nothing you can do about it.
I wish I could understand the thought processes of animals. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:20 pm | |
| YOUR THOUGHT PROC3SS B3COM3S 1NHUM4N, 4 NON-S3NT13NT 4N1M4L'S THOUGHT PROC3SS. YOU C4N NO LONG3R 3NJOY YOUR D3L1C1OUS 1C3 CR34M S4NDW1CH. 1 W1SH FOR VON 44RDV4RK'S S4NDW1CH.
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| You get the digested remains of the ice cream sandwich. I ate it over an hour ago, so it's not even effected by your corruption! I wish for my internet connection to have infinite speed. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:34 pm | |
| Your internet connection is infinitely fast. You are still a dumb animal who cannot use a computer. I wish there was a planet made entirely out of ice cream and soda pop, and that it was somehow capable of replenishing itself. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:37 pm | |
| There is! You live several trillion light years away from it.
I wish for a delicious canned coffee to compliment that delicious ice cream sandwich I had earlier. No Hweeyerms this time please. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:52 pm | |
| It mysteriously explodes and a fragment buries itself in your forehead. I wish work was easier. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:36 pm | |
| YOUR WORK 1S NOW 34S13R. TH3R3 4R3 4LSO 4SS4S1NS OUT TO ST34L YOUR WORK. 1 W1SH FOR 4 WORLD OF P3RF3CT ORD3R. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:17 am | |
| Here it is, It is a size of a marble. I took it off of some aliens so they'll probably want it back.
I wish the Zelda anthem would play outloud whenever I wanted. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:22 am | |
| It also plays out loud whenever you dont want it to, and the people around you can hear it. It freaks everyone out, forever? The composer hears about it and gives up music. I wish i could charge my devices battries without having to get up. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:20 pm | |
| You don't have to get up, you can sit and charge your devices on an electric chair.
I wish I didn't have allergies. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:59 am | |
| YOU NO LONG3R H4V3 4NY 4LL3RG13S. YOU DO, HOW3V3R, H4V3 4N 1MPR3SS1V3 4CCUMUL4T1ON OF D34DLY D1S34S3S 4ND C4N 3XP3CT TO B3 D34D W1TH1N TH3 HOUR. 1 W1SH TO 4CH13V3 TH3 GR34T3ST 4CT OF JUST1C3 4NY S3NT13NT CR34TUR3 COULD 3V3R TH1NK, DR34M, OR CONC13V3 OF. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:44 am | |
| You destroy the universe as punitive action for every crime ever commited, and as an aggressive prevention campaign regarding future crime. I wish for extrene injustice in my favour. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:37 pm | |
| You receive justice for each an every action you take. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:17 am | |
| Your wish overflows into an infinite paradox cloud composed of pure and complete bullshit. Chaos collapses and the universe implodes.
I wish to have a British accent for a day. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:22 am | |
| You do and swarms of women swoon to your swuave.
Oh, right. It has to be bad, all the women are vampires.
I wish von aardvark was safe from the swarm of vampiresses. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:36 am | |
| Von Aardvark wins a lifetime supply of condoms. I wish I was able to sleep and dick around online simultaneously. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:40 am | |
| You turn into a computer and thus become an inanimate object. I wish for cake.
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:43 am | |
| You become cake, and thus an inanimate object. I wish BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP WISHING DOES NOT COMPUTE IT IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:41 pm | |
| You get some angry dude. I wish for THE STARS. (Regarding your response to my last wish, I appreciate it! Haha. Also I think adding lust to my wish is technically still corrupting it so... haha. Yeah. )
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:44 pm | |
| You get your stars, as you burn up from the heat. I wish for money. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:47 pm | |
| You get money, money from a civilization 2,000 years in the future, making it worthless.
I wish I could time travel. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:55 pm | |
| YOU C4N NOW TR4V3L FORW4RD THROUGH T1M3 4T 4 R4T3 OF ON3 S3COND P3R S3COND. TH3 S4M3 4S 3V3RYON3 3LS3. 1 W1SH FOR 4LL R34L1TY TO B3 M4JOR L4W-4LL1GN3D. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:09 am | |
| i wish you would be my best friend |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:31 am | |
| The alternian word for friend is the exact same as their word for enemy. Your wish is lost in translation, and she becomes your enemy. The magnitude of your rivalry is so great that it upsets her sense of justice, corrupting her last wish by making her the least-just person in the universe. I wish I could pack ten hours of sleep into ten minutes. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:27 am | |
| You do, the baggage claim makes you pay twice as much for its weight.
I wish to be protected from disease |
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