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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:17 pm | |
| You are protected from disease. But you are promptly run over with a truck. I wish that I could fly.
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:48 pm | |
| YOU 4R3 L4UNCH3D FROM 4 C4T4PULT. YOU FLY FOR 4BOUT F1FT33N S3CONDS. 1 W1SH 1 W3R3 TH3 MOST JUST B31NG 1N TH3 MULT1V3RS3. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:55 pm | |
| You become the most just being in the universe. Right before you are found unjust by a corrupt judge. I wish phones could talk. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:24 pm | |
| PHON3S C4N NOW T4LK. TH3Y DON'T POSS3SS TH3 1ND1V1DU4L 1NT3LL1G3NC3 TO S4Y 4NYTH1NG. 1 W1SH P4R4N4TUR4L W4S TH3 MOST W1D3LY KNOWN W3BCOM1C. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:44 pm | |
| It is, but now nobody has heard of homestuck. Also: there is a lot of porn of Isaac. I wish I owned a copy of the world ends with you. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:39 am | |
| You do, it is badly damaged.
I wish I knew the question to life, the universe, and everything. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:29 pm | |
| You do, but somebody kills you before you have any chance to write it down or say it. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:42 pm | |
| YOU D13 W1THOUT CH4NC3 FOR R3SSUR3CT1ON FOR NOT W1SH1NG. 1 W1SH 1 W4S OMN1POT3NT. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:59 pm | |
| You are omnipotent. However, you lose your ability to think, instead activating all your power at once. You cause literally everything to happen, including my resurrection. I wish everything didn't happen so much any more. I've had enough of it. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:13 am | |
| You are omnipotent. However, you lose your ability to think, instead activating none of your power ever. Nothing ever happens again.
I wish I had the ability to make this wish. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:33 am | |
| The ability was within you all along. At least, until you wasted it. I wish you joined the chat, I guess? |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:14 am | |
| I do, but it's 6 am now. This is because I spent the last several hours playing mafia, completely unaware of your response to my comment.
I wish I had more time to spend not playing mafia. Edit: No I don't.
I wish W!tch would come back. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:07 am | |
| You have broken the game. That wish is uncorruptible, for its granting can bring naught but joy; and when w!tch returns, all the voices of the world shall be raised in exuberance; They will fall to their knees and praise w!tch; and w!tch shall be as their god; they shall follow w!tch into the light; and in the light they bask; and the light shall be w!tches presence; and that presence shall save them; they shall join w!tch and become The Harem. There can be no more wishing, for the game has been Played, and now it is Ended; We are all the Victors. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:09 am | |
| The game is fixed and back on. That is the corruption of your wish.
I wish turkeys never existed |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:49 am | |
| Turkeys have been replaced with Deep Turkeys. To look at one is to know the horror of unemding madness, for they appear as turkeys within turkeys, and can travel freely through the fourth dimension. I wish the abomination you just unleashed upon the world was destroyed. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:29 am | |
| I eat it, Now I'm the abomination
I wish I was back to Normalicy |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:00 pm | |
| You are returned to you normal self and are promptly captured by scientists who want to study you. I wish that I could control time. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:44 pm | |
| YOU G41N TH3 4B1L1TY TO CONTROL CLOCKS. 1 W1SH 4LL CLOCKS 4ND T1M3-K33P1NG D3V1C3S W3R3 M4D3 OF S4ND. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:54 pm | |
| They are, but the Clock-Ruling deity you have just created fixes them instantly. Sorry!
I wish the sun was purple. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:10 pm | |
| The sun is purple...to your eyes, which cannot percieve certain colors, therefore making green things blue and yellow things purple.
I wish I ruled the world. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:19 pm | |
| You rule the world. Or at least thats what you tell everyone. You have the sneaking suspicion that the doctors who are always coming to talk to you dont believe you. I wish I wasnt tired. |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:28 pm | |
| You are no longer tired. You are now dead. I wish Sherlock would get on with the new season. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:49 pm | |
| It does, It becomes worse the Twilight and everyone is turned into sparkly vampires.
I wish Twilight never existed |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:01 pm | |
| TH3 UN1V3RS3 R1PS TW1L1GHT R3L4T3D KNOWL3DG3 4ND 3XP3R1NC3S OUT OF TH3 T1M3 CONT1NUUM, SH4TT3R1NG C4US4L1TY 4ND M4K1NG WH4T'S L3FT 4N UN3ND1NG H3LLSC4P3. 1 W1SH C4US4L1TY W4S R3STOR3D. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:48 pm | |
| Causality is restored, but its in reverse. Now effects precede causes. |
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