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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:16 pm

The world is now full of transvestites, everyone has both genitalia and no one is indestinguishable Congratulations.

I wish for controllable telekenisis
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:25 pm

Wishing for the same thing twice incurs a penalty; you are cursed with uncontrollable perikinesis.
I wish for a glass of water.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:28 pm

The glass is so large that the pressure of the water it contains cracks it, and the shards impale and kill you.


I wish for a purple hat.



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:30 pm

It's half a size too small and hurts your forehead.
I wish for permanent longevity.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:32 pm

You get what you wish for. And then you wake up... to discover you still have it. And then you wake up... to discover you still have it. And then you wake up... and start questioning your sanity.

I wish we all knew each other's countries of origin.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:34 pm

Granted. Everyone but you is from Uzbekistan. You suddenly feel left out.

I wish for a romantic relationship that isn't so damn complicated.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:37 pm

We were all originally hydrogen atoms floating through the universe when a bunch of us were crushed into a compact ball that eventually reached high enough pressures to undergo nuclear fusion into various other elements.
You are now in a steady relationship with your own left hand.
I wish I could go anywhere in the world without paperwork or effort.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:48 pm

You gain teleporting powers. One day, you accidentally teleport yourself to outer space. No spacesuits.

I wish everyone in the world tasted the spiciest thing in the world (whatever that might be) at the same time, with no drinks in near reach of anyone.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:53 pm

Because of this, the oceans dry up, ad we all die.


I wish I was a mod.



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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:54 pm

You become a mod. Everyone leaves the forum.
I wish I wasn't thirsty.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:57 pm

For some reason, you can't stop drinking. Until you blow up.

I wish I could divide by 0.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:09 pm

You can, but every time you do, the universe becomes less and less likely to contain pokemon.
I wish I was royal.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:13 pm

NOOOOOOO! Pokémon!!!

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You become part of royalty, only for your people to rebel against you the following night.

I wish people world hunger was no more.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:17 pm

People are replaced entirely by robots.
I wish for something interesting to happen.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:20 pm

W!tch asks you out. You wholeheartedly agree. (Please imagine the rest of the scenario for yourself)

I wish I could control my body temperature.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:23 pm

You are paralyzed, but have full control over your core temperature.
I wish I was three times cooler than I already am.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:34 pm

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You are paralyzed, but have full control over your core temperature.
I wish I was three times cooler than I already am.

Oh, you do become three times cooler...

...but someone, in a fit of jealousy, attacks you and you wind up ugly because of it!



I wish that I could be the world's BEST Christian evangelist! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:36 pm

You become the world's best Christian evangelist. However, for some reason, you're the only one left, so you kinda automatically become the best.

I wish asssprite was less cool than he already is.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:38 pm

That's still cooler than you are.
I wish for a dollar.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:42 pm

The dollar is given to you by an assassin who wishes to poison you, and the dollar's laced with poison that kills by touch.

I wish for the ability to selectively choose which minds I can/can't read at a given moment in time.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:44 pm

You have the ability to control a power you don't have.
I wish I could control the minds of animals.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:47 pm

You gain the power. Suddenly the mental voices of all the animals in the world are all that you can hear.

I wish I could appreciate Elvis Presley's music more.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:52 pm

You appreciate it... TOO MUCH. Becoming obsessed, eventually Elvis is all you think about. It doesn't hit you until you find yourself homeless, on the streets, humming "Blue Suede Shoes."

I wish for a harmless glass of water.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:53 pm

You forget how to drink.
I wish for talent.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt The Wish   Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:55 pm

Too vague. You become talented at something useless.

I wish for absolute control over all electronic equipment!
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