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W!tch Mag!c
Posts : 577 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Attack the next poster! Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:50 pm | |
| So the game is what the title says. The poster above you attacks you, you post how you block/dodge/whatever the attack, then you attack the next poster. Here's an example of how to play: - Quote :
- I punch the next poster!
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- I dodge to the left!
I shoot a rocket at the next poster! - Quote :
- Luckily I'm in a bunker!
I throw ninja stars at the next poster! And so on. I'll start! I chop the next poster! |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:38 am | |
| I die. My corpse explodes reaching to the next poster since it was rigged to my heartbeat. |
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W!tch Mag!c
Posts : 577 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:45 am | |
| I dive into a well, and avoid the explosion.
I shoot the next poster IN THE FACE. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:12 am | |
| It ricochets of my braces.
All my years of deflecting spitballs have paid off! I expertly send the ricochet straight towards the next poster. |
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Vuanaunt New Kid
Posts : 82 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:53 am | |
| The bullet pierces my robes!
Only to reveal, I am merely an animated set of robes, and I remain mostly unharmed. The bullet continues on to the next target. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:02 am | |
| I pick up what remains of my dead clone and use it as a meat shield. I then throw the remains at the next post |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:05 am | |
| The remains hit my reflection in the mirror with a crash. I'm wipe some nervous sweat from my forehead, as there was about a fifty fifty chance he would throw the body at either me or my reflection.
I then pick up some shards of broken mirror and toss them at the next poster! |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:25 am | |
| I take the shards to my face with a grin and start whistling twinkle twinkle little star! I then step out of the next posters face and stab them with a steak knife! |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:37 am | |
| An innocent bystander walks in the way at just the right moment. I am filled with grief as I realize that he turned out to be by cousin's-uncle's-doctor's-former roomate. In my grief I go into a blind feeding frenzy, no longer a shark of science but one of bloodlust and I attack the next poster. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:39 am | |
| I bop you on the nose, as that is well known for being able to stop a bloodthirsty shark in its tracks, and then run out of the room pushing the next poster in with you, and lock the door! |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:47 am | |
| I kick down the door and politely let Eragon out so he can chase after his original target.
I then pick up the unhinged door and swing it at the next poster! |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:29 am | |
| I used an Unnecessary Combat Roll to get out of the way, allowing your door to continue swinging at the direction of the next poster! |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:37 am | |
| I trick the bloodthirsty shark into getting between me and the door, and it splinters with the force of the blow. I pick up one of the sharper pieces and use it to stab the next poster. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:57 am | |
| I panic and begin to hurl fireballs in all directions. The wooden spike is incinerated.
A large number of fireballs head straight for the next poster. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:59 am | |
| I throw my jacket at the fireball and it burns up in mid-air. I gather the ashes and toss them in the next posters eyes. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:48 am | |
| I inhale all the ashes using my super-inhalation/exhalation-powers like a total badass, and then blow it out again at the next poster with the force of a hurricane!
Last edited by Leo M. R. on Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:16 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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hollow New Kid
Posts : 40 Join date : 2013-03-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:54 am | |
| I get swept up by the hurricane breath and lifted fifty feet in the air, using the lift to my advantage and turning it into a super powered drop kick aimed at the next poster. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:50 pm | |
| I wake up, dazed and confused after the door hit me only to find some guy trying to drop kick me. Using my vast intellect, I do the most obvious thing. I open my mouth and swallow him whole. This does not sit well with my stomach and I vomit the guy out (who is alive and well if not extremely grossed out) on the next poster.
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:53 pm | |
| I catch the vomity guy and push him away and down, then grab the next poster and push them so they trip over the vomity guy. |
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GirlTheHero New Kid
Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:06 pm | |
| Using the velocity of tripping over the guy of vomit I spin into a speeding bullet heading straight for the next poster.
Last edited by GirlTheHero on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:16 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:13 pm | |
| I step sideways, so that I'm standing behind a conveniently placed brick wall!
I then detonate an explosive against the wall, sending it crashing down onto the next poster. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:19 pm | |
| I step backwards until it finishes falling and then pick up all the bricks and make them into an adorable little house and invite the next poster in for tea. I poison their cup. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:21 pm | |
| Luckily, I've spent years building an immunity to the poison (iocaine powder, ha!). However, I wasn't expecting the tea to be so blistering hot, so in reflex I threw the cup at the next poster. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:22 pm | |
| The scalding of my skin brings me no pain to speak of.
I pull the next posters eyeballs out! |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:25 pm | |
| Luckily, I came prepared with FAKE EYES, and so they just dangle in front of my face on their springs. I trap the next poster in my brick house and fill it with water! |
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