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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
 |  Subject: Greetings, fine mortals!  Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 pm | |
| GREETINGS! I am the GREAT and MIGHTY deathpigeon! (Please do not capitalize my name. There is no d in pigeon.)
Bow before my MIGHT, mortals! |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 pm | |
| As the king of the games club, I bow before no being. However, I am willing to welcome you to the forum. |
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tylerouzts
Seeing Shades
Posts : 438
Join date : 2013-03-25
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:55 pm | |
| I MIGHT bow before your MIGHT. But I also MIGHT not. and WELCOME eathpigeon (i took the D out like you asked. I MIGHT have done it wrong though.) |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:57 pm | |
| ^^ A mere king? Hah! You make me laugh! I am a GOD!
Anyway, nice to meet you, Ass.
^ Hah! I like you! |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:03 pm | |
| Well, it's nice to meet you, DEATHPIDGEON.
I am the queenking of these forums, and as such, I have to say, you are no god. You are weak. You are a fool. Bow down and kiss my boots, and you may be spared. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:06 pm | |
| You underestimate the power of an absolute monarchy, bird. None hold power over true royalty, not even a deity. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:07 pm | |
| ^^ I SHALL SMITE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
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...Well, no, not really. I'm not into the whole smiting thing. I was, but then I watched Zeus doing it, and, dayum, he was really getting off on it, and now I just feel dirty even considering smiting.
^ You may hold power over your land, but I hold power over the very FABRIC OF REALITY! *Cackles maniacally.* |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:09 pm | |
| Ah, but you see, I am not king of some paltry province or country. I am King of the Games Club, and thus my domain is beyond reality itself! |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:12 pm | |
| Oh, so you're a god, too, then? |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:14 pm | |
| I am ABOVE THE GODS [thunderclap] |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:15 pm | |
| LIES! DAMNED LIES!!!! STATISTICS!!!!!!!! |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:18 pm | |
| I believe lion rules over all. So, welcome to my domain, deathpigeon. Enjoy your stay, or be my breakfast tomorrow.
Your choice. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:20 pm | |
| Pigeons soar far above lions! We poop on you. We poop on your car. We poop on everything you have! |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:20 pm | |
| Asssprite, you are the duke of the province of the Games Club. I am the queenking of the entire forum.
And DEATHPIDGEON, you are in my queenkingdom, and therefor must worship me. |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:24 pm | |
| Except that, in the end, lion rules over all. Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:25 pm | |
| ^^ Your queenkingdom is in MY UNIVERSE!
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...Well, I share it with other gods, but still.
^ All lions die in the end, but gods are eternal. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:27 pm | |
| Specific beats general, w!tch wins out again. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:30 pm | |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM BESTED BY LOGIC! MY ARCHNEMESIS! LOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIC! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!! |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:32 pm | |
| - Leo M. R. wrote:
- Except that, in the end, lion rules over all. Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona.
- Leo M. R. wrote:
- Including W!tches of any shape, size, and persona.
- Leo M. R. wrote:
- shape, size, and persona.
- Leo M. R. wrote:
- persona.
 And yes, of course I won. I always win. Bow down to your queenking. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:34 pm | |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:35 pm | |
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Erie, Man of Danger
Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:19 pm | |
| I have no idea what is going on.
And Welcome to the forum. |
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deathpigeon
New Kid
Posts : 57
Join date : 2013-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:21 pm | |
| MADNESS IS GOING ON! MADNESS I SAY!  And thanks.  Nice to meet you. |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:22 pm | |
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Erie, Man of Danger
Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Greetings, fine mortals! Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:26 pm | |
| Monday, that's what it is. |
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