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Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

*burps*

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

Bodily fluid- wait what?

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

It did, didn't it.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

and it ended with me beating all of you at posting last

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

^what he said!

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

What I say.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29

Look to the north.

Keep looking.

There's nothing coming from the south.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

*i come flying from the south while march of the valkeries plays*

Paranaturalist Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29

The baron doesn't notice. He's too busy looking north. (And winning.)

Paranaturalist Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29

The Empress is winning.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29

The Baron doesn't notice the empress in the west. He's too busy looking north.

It's like they say; out of sight, out of competition.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29

The Empress is now ruler of everything, North, South, West, East, all are under her reign. Little Barons have no power in her lands (which is all lands ever.)

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

With enough money, even an empire can be purchased.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29

As the baron does not see them; the south, west, and east sections of the empire cease to exist. The baron finally turns south and establishes his own, larger territory there.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

And the Dragon flies above all,

The puny men with their squabbles, their wealth no match for his hored.
His treasure that he guards with zealous.

Empresses, Barons, Lords, and Lions. None match his majesty.

"AWWWWWWWWW YAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Paranaturalist Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29

A dragon can simply be killed, it is not so easy to kill the Empress

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

What? You must be joking. Empresses die all the time.

In relation to a dragon's life span, Dragons have a much higher survival rate. AND THEY ARE ATTACKED FAR MORE OFTEN.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29

Perhaps. But we are both the last of our respective species/royal ranking. We have both survived until this moment, to commence a battle so great, only one will survive. That one being me.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You've both made a grave error. You see, with my many funds, I have purchased a SPACE LASER. Say goodbye to planet earth, its about to make like a kids hamster and run away to the farm.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Whiles you have also made a grave error. I am a dragon. I by default can amass much more wealth then any Lord for I have lived far longer that your life span is but a speck.

The space laser you purchase was mine.

<----Also being a Dragon of Science (how did you not see this coming) there is a smorgasport amount of fail safes against all who try to use it against me, (Or this case the Earth)

Silly humans need to read the fine invisible print on the receipt.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

I win because i just do, end of story.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

I think this man needs some therapy, he's obviously delusional.

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