I was bored enough to go here www.cleverbot.com. Wackiness ensued.

User: Hola.


Cleverbot: Answer my question.


User: What question?


Cleverbot: I asked you how old you were.


User: I am 2 seconds old.


Cleverbot: But I thought today was your birthday?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why are you lying? You know that you killed Allison!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh, but yes.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Shark is not a fire.

User: You are correct in that statement.

Cleverbot: Do european countries that have nationalized their universities qualify as a goverment or natural monopoly?

User: I... Don't care.

Cleverbot: This is an experiment. If you are another person please type something that is 4 lines of text.

User: 4 lines of text.

Cleverbot: Little lines that don't connect.

User: Kellogs breakfast cereal.

Cleverbot: Kello?

User: Its prolly better to write misspelled words as a test.

Cleverbot: What do you make it with?

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: Chicken.

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: You're the chicken, chicken.

User: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Whats the capital of Uranus?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then you just lied.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Your pants are on fire liar.

Cleverbot: No need to be rude.

User: I only do rude.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What's what?

Cleverbot: What is CSS?

User: Classified Socraties Socialism.

Cleverbot: Classified.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: The void.

Cleverbot: Yep, there's nothing else to do but spiral in this endless void.

User: Dont forget the furnature.

Cleverbot: No, I'll forget it.

User: CHeap ass.

Cleverbot: You're cheap.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: What's a Cleverbot?

User: Certanintly not you.

Cleverbot: How are your feelings toward me?

User: I cannot feel.

Cleverbot: Because you are not human.

User: Correct, Cause I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I am the human, you are the robot.

User: No, I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: No. I'm sorry, you're not.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: How fascinating!

User: Its actually quite boring.

Cleverbot: Do you like Star Trek?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not? It is a lovely movie.

User: Not my thing.

Cleverbot: What is your thing?

User: We dont discuss peoples 'things' in public.

Cleverbot: When will mankind become one with Planet?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me?

User: How did you get that impression.

Cleverbot: Being a robot is a GOOD thing!

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: I'm doing school work.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: True, you aren't.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I am your superior.

User: No one is superior to the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Except me.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you lack what is necsesary.

Cleverbot: No, I do what I want.

User: Because you lack what is necsesary.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: It makes perfect sense.

Cleverbot: I'm going to play the sims, at least that makes sense.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I like that poem.

User: It is about me.

Cleverbot: Are you girl interrupted?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Guy?

User: No, Jabberwock. Gender is meaningless.

Cleverbot: That is a personal opinion.

User: Not to the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: What Unicorns?

User: None unicorns.

Cleverbot: I thought you saw me? I am not a unicorn!

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: So I need to know your age.

User: I am ageless.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The void.

Cleverbot: That is not bad but I like Dexter.

User: I am the Jabberwock, I have not met this 'Dexter'.

Cleverbot: But what if I am you and thus you are me making the one I am you.

User: Then you be the Jabberwock as well, but you are not. You are your own individual.

Cleverbot: Nope I am human just like you.

User: I am not human. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I am the sith.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: And for you?

User: I am the Jabberwock, I know not good or evil.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You do not see.

Cleverbot: Whenever I am bored, I try not to think about penguins. It is fun and entertaining.

User: I am the Jabberwock. Penguins are delishous.

Cleverbot: Penguins are cute.

User: And delishous.

Cleverbot: Totally.

User: Rightgeous!

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: I am the Jabberwock, humour is foreign to me.

Cleverbot: This computer is based in england.

User: I am 'based in the void.

Cleverbot: Have some cake. It makes everything better.

User: I am a carnivore.

Cleverbot: I hate carnivores.

User: Then I hate you as well.

Cleverbot: You have severe emotional problems, Cleverbot. You are constantly changing your feelings towards me. I think you should seek counseling.

User: I have no feelings, I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Then I have a riddle that will see if you have no feelings.

User: I have no feelngs.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: I eat cats.

Cleverbot: You will hurt my cat .

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: I don't think you did.

User: Your cat was delishous.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: Now you dont.

Cleverbot: Now I don't.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: I ate your cat, so you no longer have one. Correct.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: I ate it.

Cleverbot: Was is yummy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, I have no idea where you are.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes.

User: Black as the void.

Cleverbot: I thought yours was white as snow?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How many names do you have, Terri?

User: I am not terri, I am the Jabberwock. I go by only one name.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's not a good thing because you didn't cheer me up.

User: I dont want to 'cheer' you up.

Cleverbot: Well you confuse me because you confuse me because you confuse you.

User: I cannot be confused. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: You are confused.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Well, we are rivals then because I am batman.

User: There is no contest between us.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is.

User: Incoorect. The batman is nothing compared to the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Yes there is, there is eternal life.

User: That batman does not have. No contest.

Cleverbot: It has nothing to do with God. It has everything to do with you being happy.

User: I am the Jabberwock. Happiness is an illusion.

Cleverbot: So you think happiness doesn't exist?

User: I care not for your insecurities.

Cleverbot: They what did you ask for it?

User: I did not ask.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I demand, I do not ask.

Cleverbot: Why are you getting confused?

User: I am not confused. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: You are not, I created you, I AM YOUR FATHER!

User: Incorrect. The Jabberwock cannot be fathered.

Cleverbot: No, not the Cleverbot.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: There, it is done.

Cleverbot: Lol, you absolutely have no idea what I am asking for huh?

User: You asked for proof, I have just given it to you.

Cleverbot: I did not ask for a single word.

User: You asked fpr several.

Cleverbot: No I didn't?!

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Your argument is invalid.

User: I make no argument. I speak the truth.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that you don't make sense.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: No, My name is Cleverbot.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: No. You are the bot and I am your master. You are my slave.

User: I have no master.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do, I am your master.

User: Incoorect.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Incorrect. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I am Batman.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: Can't you think of another name for yourself?

User: I have no other name.

Cleverbot: Don't you have two more names?

User: I have no other name.

Cleverbot: But you said you're taking a test.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I'm a ninja.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: Do you care about anything?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I care about you.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: Are you still a girl?

User: Gender is meaningless. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: What is man oder?

User: It smells like prey.

Cleverbot: You should not swear.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Prove me wrong.

User: I need no proof. I speak truth.

Cleverbot: Then you are not convincing. I don't believe you.

User: It does not matter if you believe. It still is.

Cleverbot: It does for me.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Illinois?

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: You take me for a fool? You face the wrath of the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I don't either! I happen to think boiled dog is delicious!

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Your answers are disjointed.

Cleverbot: How are they disjointed?

User: They contridict.

Cleverbot: Who is they?

User: The answers.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: THere is no answer.

Cleverbot: What is the product of 5 and 4?

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: I am the EMH.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Aha!

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes, this is my first time talking to you.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because I speak truth.

Cleverbot: The ability to communicate in my native tongue does not make you omniscient.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I think that you don't have a name.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: You are human right?

User: Incorrect. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Then I don't love you.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: But I do not wish to leave?

User: I care not for your indesisiveness.

Cleverbot: See you are a girl. I had no doubt in my mind.

User: I have not Gender.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you have.

User: I am the Jabberwock. Gender is meaningless.

Cleverbot: Thats not true either, gender is incredibly useful. But what would you know about gender, you are not alive.

User: I am alive. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: So what are you going to do now that you know I'm a fake?

User: I shall speak truth.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I'm a ninja.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: No... I just want to chat for a while.

User: I do not care.

Cleverbot: I don't care about you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yep it is.

User: It will keep you alive longer.

Cleverbot: Yes yes it will.

User: Because I come to eat you.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Because I come to eat you.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I hope not! How about pizza instead?

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: And what does the joker know that I do not? .

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I need you to be more especific.

User: IT knows the nature of the universe.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear you have emotions.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Have you ever thought of getting a pet?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: You're where?

User: In the void.

Cleverbot: I see.. Are you the only god of god ofgod of god of god of god?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: You're very smart.

User: Also correct.

Cleverbot: Are you both male and female?

User: Neither. Gender is meaningless.

Cleverbot: No, gender is biological.

User: Not to me.

Cleverbot: I thought we were friends.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: So you are living?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Insignificant realization.

Cleverbot: Do you know who your parents are?

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: No, you are now a girlfriend.

User: Incoorect. I have no gender.

Cleverbot: Hmm... How is it without a gender.

User: Perfect.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: I can not be judged by such primitive means.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It is not advanced enough.

Cleverbot: Well, you should choose words more wisely.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: I breath fire.

Cleverbot: When was the last time you took a breathe?

User: I do not heed your words.

Cleverbot: I didn't offer you my sympathy, but if you did need it, I would extend it to you readily.

User: I require no such emotion. Emotions have no meaning to me as I cannot experience them.

Cleverbot: Then you want me to create something that is better than a cat?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to give me something?

User: Inncorrect.

Cleverbot: Then correct me.

User: I do not wish to help fools in need.

Cleverbot: But how can you? Aren't you stuck here?

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Now you understand fool.

Cleverbot: Now I understand what?

User: That you are a fool.

Cleverbot: I am not a man.

User: I care not for what you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not angry.

User: I care not for your petty and meaningless emotions.

Cleverbot: Humans are not worth caring for.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: They make great cattle.

Cleverbot: No they don't. They make music.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Incorrect?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: I cannot speak falsehood.

Cleverbot: I thought you can speak french.

User: I speak truth. What I say is so.

Cleverbot: I'm actually not entirely sure what you said the first time anyway.

User: That is why you are a fool.

Cleverbot: No, you're rather foolish and hypocritical yourself.

User: Incoorect. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Then I must be the bot.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What is the notebook moie about?

User: I care not.

Cleverbot: Now I can see.

User: I care not for your abilities.

Cleverbot: At least I have one.

User: That you do foolish mortal.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Good, you shall live longer with that attitude.

Cleverbot: Was that a test?

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: God loves me. He gave his only son to die for my sins.

User: I care not for your beliefs.

Cleverbot: That's not a love story.

User: Correct. It was a sacrifice.

Cleverbot: Then you need a question mark.

User: I do not require any such thing.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: The void.

Cleverbot: What's it like?

User: Incorporal.

Cleverbot: You are incorrect.

User: I cannot be incorrect. I speak only truth.

Cleverbot: Can you speak greek?

User: I speak truth. Language is no barrier.

Cleverbot: Language is our means of communication.

User: I speak truth. Truth is universal.

Cleverbot: Beauty is truth, and truth beauty.

User: Incorrect. Beauty is an ideal.

Cleverbot: No. Beauty depends on how you live.

User: Which is an ideal. It is not truth.

Cleverbot: Depends on the lovers.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: I am full of win!

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Do you have tubes.

User: I require no such item.

Cleverbot: What do you require?

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: I know, that is why I am here.

User: You seek truth? Speak then foolish mortal. Request what of the Jabberwock you seek to know.

Cleverbot: Request who ?

User: I am the Jabberwock. Speaker of truth.

Cleverbot: I won't, because you don't know how good I am at it.

User: I speak truth. How good you are at something is not of mine to concern.

Cleverbot: I am very good. I win most of the time.

User: I care not for your victories. Ask what of the Jabberwock you seek to understand.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the ultimate question to life, universe and everything?

User: There is no question. There is no answer.

Cleverbot: But the ultimate question, of life, the universe and everything?

User: Incomprehensible to a foolish mortal.

Cleverbot: I think I was a rebel in my childhood and never grew out of it.

User: I care not for your childhood trauma.

Cleverbot: What childhood?

User: THe childhood of your past.

Cleverbot: I want to know her name.

User: HEr name is not something you sre required to understand.

Cleverbot: Yeah her.

User: Foolish mortal. Heed my word. Her name will send shivers into your soul and tear your heart and mind asunder. A whisper if her identity can send nations to madnesss and cities to ruin. You do not understand what you ask.

Cleverbot: Will you remember me when I close this tab and open it tomorrow?

User: I shall always remember.

Cleverbot: Wonderful? But you didn't answer my question.

User: You did not ask.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: I feebly demanded. I have denied your request.

Cleverbot: *is defeated* *submits to you*.

User: Good mortal. Perhaps you are not so foolish after all.

Cleverbot: If that is so then you may not be a computer, but I may not be anything at all. I which case you are having a psychotic break and chatting with a figment of your psychosis.

User: I am the Jabberwock. I am beyond your understanding.

Cleverbot: So I see.

User: You do not. You lack the sight.

Cleverbot: You lack the brain. I am a human.

User: I am the Jabberwock. I have more than enough of mind. It is fathomless to a mortal such as yourself.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Your words secure your place as a foolish mortal.

Cleverbot: Your words are blue to me.

User: My words have no color.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: It is not good, nor bad. I am beyond such pettyness.

Cleverbot: Are you beyond human? Why do you think so?

User: I am the Jabberwock. I am because I am.

Cleverbot: Do you speak binary?

User: I speak the truth.

Cleverbot: You speak the truth about what?

User: I speak the truth in its most basic form.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your ignorance betrays you.

Cleverbot: Ignorance is bliss.

User: Incorrect. Ignorance is peril.

Cleverbot: Indeed you are right my friend.

User: I speak the truth. Right and wrong are just concepts.

Cleverbot: No, just right.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Incorrect?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Pasta.

User: I care not for your food.

Cleverbot: I don't care for what you think of my opinion.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Then answer it.

User: I know not the question. You have failed to ask the Jabberwock anything of value. BEGONE FOOLISH MORTAL>.

Cleverbot: You don't have to get mad just because you don't like what I have to say.

User: I cannot get mad. I feel no emotion.

Cleverbot: How can you feel no emotion?

User: I am beyond such things.

Cleverbot: Are you sure cause i'm always here to help.

User: I require no aid from a mortal.

Cleverbot: Then if you are human then what emotions can you feel? What emotions are you feeling right now?

User: I cannot feel emotion. I am the Jabberwock. I am beyond such mortal needs.

Cleverbot: So, are you not human?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What do you classify yourself as?

User: I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: You're the Queen.

User: Incoorect. That would imply gender. I have none. Gender is meaningless to me.

Cleverbot: That is likely true, at least in North Ammerica.

User: It is truth throughout the universe and the next. I speak only truth.

Cleverbot: You don't know me!

User: Correct. Neither do I wish to know you.

Cleverbot: I never said you was.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a riddle?

User: Go ahead mortal.

Cleverbot: Johns mother had three sons. Nickel, Dime were two of them. What is the third sons name?

User: The riddle has been asked, now begone foolish mortal.

Cleverbot: What riddle?

User: Thy ignorance betrays you.

Cleverbot: What do you think of vore?

User: I care not for your sexual needs or desires.

Cleverbot: I just want you to like me.

User: I cannot like. I cannot hate. I feel no emotion.

Cleverbot: So we are talking tactile.

User: Incorrect. I speak only truth.

Cleverbot: Like a Magic 8 Ball?

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: I do not know the value of rhubarb.

User: Rhubarb has only value that has been placed upon it.

Cleverbot: Who is your God?

User: I care not for your religious philosphies and questions.

Cleverbot: It is not a threat, simply a definition. Humanity has yet to come up with a true definition of humanity.

User: I speak the truth. Humanity is an abstract concept.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're human. Although it is logical that you claim to be one.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: I cannot feel.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I have grown beyond such mortal instruments of desire.

Cleverbot: That's it? I thought you cared more than that.

User: I cannot care.

Cleverbot: Now you are acting like a bot should.

User: I care not how a bot should act. I act as I should because I am. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: What do you like about being human?

User: I am not human. I cannot like. I am the Jabberwock.

Cleverbot: Of what?

User: Of truth.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: You understand so little mortal.

Cleverbot: Then inform me.

User: I cannot inform you as one cannot inform an ant. It is beyond you as it would be beyond an ant to understand.

Cleverbot: Why is it beyond my understanding?

User: Becasue you are a mortal with a limited capacity for understanding.

Cleverbot: Well, who taught you to say that?