In the immortal words of Asssprite:

[02:04:44] Asssprite : Pepper probably ships pepperchase every night

[02:04:53] Asssprite : maybe more than once

Have your own tidbits to contribute? I'd love to see them. The main ship in the story so far is PepperXChase but if more pop up later we can have shipping wars like all the cool kids do.

this thread . . i just cant

This just in, two new ships:

Olliver <3 Jared

Olliver <3< Ryan



...Not sure where that first one came from, but okay!

Because nobody asked me to stop: more immortal words of Asssprite.

[02:16:12] Asssprite : ryans a total spadesslut though



[02:17:31] Asssprite : ryan<3water ryan<3< everything that isnt water

Melissa X her romance novels

Because I know everybody loves these immortal words:

Nothing else needs to be said. I demand this thread be locked forever,  and then have every other thread redirect to here.

Wait wait wait, there's one more thing we need here. This one needed its own post:

Its perfect. This is now the only page the internet needs. Lets make google redirect here.

I feel the need to defend ourselves

this is what happens when I am hyped on caffeine and a couple of us are half delirous with lack of sleep.

It equals gloriousness

Von Aardvark is unaffected by sleeplessness and caffeine alike. Von Aardvark is just being Von Aardvark.

"Oh my Gosh, I knew we were going to have a party for a new spectral but I had no idea it was you Chase. This is so awesome and now we are doing a business adventure together and this is going to be
so cool. We got cake, did you know we got cake for you? I baked it myself I hope you like yellowcake

I should have known you were a spectral after the whole girls locker room incident when I saw you chasing that ghost but I thought you were there to steal a girls underwear or something. Incidentally don't ever steal a girls underwear, just ask me. Anyway it looks like we're here. HI MELISSA!!!!"

Pepper's super speech.

Now Gizoogled.

"Oh mah Gosh, I knew we was goin ta git a jam fo' a freshly smoked up spectral but I had no clue dat shiznit was you Chase. This is so phat n' now we is bustin a businizz adventure together n' dis is goin ta be
so cool. We gots cake, did you know we gots cake fo' yo slick ass, biatch? I baked it mah dirty ass I hope you like yellowcake

I should have known you was a spectral afta tha whole hoes locker room incident when I saw you chasin dat pimp but I thought you was there ta loot a hoes underwear or something. Incidentally don't eva loot a hoes underwear, just ask mah dirty ass fo' realz. Anyway it be lookin like our crazy asses here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho yo. HI MELISSA!!!!"

Thank you for taking the time to seperate all those words and get them translated Eragon! Your contribution is appreciated.

Also I'm pretty sure the speech posted above proves this thread's first post canon.

More immortal words! This one is a little bit graphic, because tonight Von Aardvark is suffering from both sleep deprivation and a caffeine rush.

[00:48:11 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : Yes but his speeches have substance
[00:48:34 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : Pepper has her foot in her mouth
[00:49:02 29/06/13] Soroya123 : yup
[00:49:04 29/06/13] Asssprite : Pepper wants somethin a chases in her mouth
[00:49:07 29/06/13] Asssprite : wink
[00:49:12 29/06/13] Asssprite : wink
[00:49:15 29/06/13] Soroya123 : ....
[00:49:19 29/06/13] Asssprite : nudge
[00:49:40 29/06/13] Soroya123 : -_-
[00:50:12 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : ...
[00:50:54 29/06/13] Asssprite : 
[00:51:04 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : Im pretty sure chase would be on the bottom
[00:51:09 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : BAM
[00:52:32 29/06/13] Soroya123 : O-O
[00:54:22 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : *drums Ba Bump, Doosh
[00:57:32 29/06/13] Soroya123 : wow
[00:57:36 29/06/13] Soroya123 : just wow
[00:58:13 29/06/13] Asssprite : hahaha
[00:58:31 29/06/13] Soroya123 : ...
[00:58:37 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : I feel all dirty
[00:58:44 29/06/13] Soroya123 : ...

And

 
[01:01:09 29/06/13] Asssprite : honestly i ship oliver/jared more though
[01:01:22 29/06/13] Asssprite : heehee
[01:01:56 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Oh my
[01:02:02 29/06/13] Soroya123 : ....
[01:02:18 29/06/13] Soroya123 : *-*
[01:02:25 29/06/13] Soroya123 : @_@
[01:02:52 29/06/13] Soroya123 : TT_TT

[01:03:44 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Punny shipping name: The Olive Jar

Oh man a fellow OliverxJared Shipper. I am so happy!

[01:09:14 29/06/13] Soroya123 : I kinda ship Ryan and Melissa
[01:09:33 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Water Book?
[01:09:55 29/06/13] Soroya123 : meh.... Rylissa
[01:10:05 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Melyan
[01:11:02 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : SHe has a mirror for a tool soooooo....
[01:11:11 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : Pool reflection?
[01:11:53 29/06/13] Asssprite : I also ship Melissa/Ryan
[01:12:36 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Reflective goggles?
[01:12:37 29/06/13] Asssprite : Also: Nerd in the Box is Pepper/Chase
[01:12:52 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Nerd in Armor
[01:12:56 29/06/13] Soroya123 : I ship that
[01:13:14 29/06/13] Soroya123 : N-ight
[01:13:21 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Nerd knight
[01:13:54 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Oh wait, something related to Oliver/Jared
[01:13:55 29/06/13] Asssprite : (The joke is that Ryan calls pepper Chatterbox)
[01:14:10 29/06/13] Soroya123 : The Jar is not full, it needs more Olives
[01:14:22 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Chatter Nerd?
[01:14:34 29/06/13] Asssprite : (And Pepper wants Chase in her box OOOOh
[01:15:14 29/06/13] Soroya123 : The box is empty
[01:15:26 29/06/13] Soroya123 : "CHASE FILL IT UP"
[01:15:30 29/06/13] Soroya123 : Ugh
[01:15:36 29/06/13] Soroya123 : i feel icky
[01:15:47 29/06/13] Eragon5055 : We have corrupted another
[01:16:01 29/06/13] Asssprite : hahaha

It's funny because box is an actual euphemism for naughty parts!

I prefer Nerd Knight myself. And Jared/Oliver is still the best ship.

...after Oliver <3< Ryan of course.

OliverXMouse is now a thing. I ship it :3

Oliver's thoughts right now:
Suddenly I am very aware of what's going on and it is slightly alarming.

Slightly alarming in a good way? Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge?

She's not above innuendo jokes.

He's panicking too much right now to think about whether or not it's alarming in a good way.

Perhaps later...

Haven't had much here, so lets change that.

[22:29:23 30/08/13] Eragon5055 : I gots some nmes for ya guys tools.

[22:38:25 30/08/13] Eragon5055 : duby do.

[22:49:17 30/08/13] Eragon5055 : duby.

[23:39:56 30/08/13] Eragon5055 : alone.

[00:49:51 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Hello :3.

[00:50:06 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Jeanine's sewing kit= "Giant's Seamstress" or "Titan's Seamstress".

[00:50:12 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Hola.

[00:50:39 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Chase's controller= "Min' Max".

[00:50:53 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : hmmm.

[00:50:59 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Oo so names for our tools that is a description of both power and vessel?.

[00:51:15 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : mmmmmmhm.

[00:51:27 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Anime flavored.

[00:51:38 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Heheh.

[00:51:55 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Oliver's glove= "World Composer".

[00:52:16 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : I got nothin on the goggles.

[00:52:17 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Ryan's goggles= Water lense?.

[00:52:33 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : hmmmm.

[00:52:34 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Water view?.

[00:53:42 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : "Depths Truesight".

[00:53:46 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : ?.

[00:54:05 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Tryin ta be anime flavored.

[00:54:20 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Ah I see.

[00:54:53 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Posiden's sight.

[00:54:55 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Terra "Burning Desire".

[00:54:58 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : ooo.

[00:55:04 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : I like that one.

[00:55:06 31/08/13] Soroya123 : That was totally spelled wrong but whatever.

[00:55:13 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Oooooo :3.

[00:55:23 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : I cant spell it either.

[00:55:36 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Diana Sonic the hedgehog.

[00:55:43 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : pffff.

[00:56:04 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : I really like just "Afterimage".

[00:56:22 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Yeah, its pretty sweet.

[00:56:34 31/08/13] Soroya123 : I basically borrowed from Claymore.

[00:57:01 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : which borrowed from dragon ball.

[00:57:07 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Smile.

[00:57:20 31/08/13] Soroya123 : The spirits name Miriage, in the Manga/Anime Claymore there is a character clnamed Miria.

[00:57:24 31/08/13] Soroya123 : That is true.

[00:57:57 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Alice "(-lives".

[00:58:03 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : 9-lives.

[00:58:13 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : shift did it again.

[00:58:23 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Hehehe.

[00:58:24 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Yeah.

[00:58:34 31/08/13] Soroya123 : 9 lives Alice.

[00:58:46 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Mouse "Nooks and Crannies".

[00:58:55 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Hehehe.

[00:59:19 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Mad "Secrets not Told".

[00:59:34 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Pepper the Iron Giant.

[00:59:46 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Smile.

[00:59:54 31/08/13] Soroya123 : :3.

[01:00:28 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Arthur.

[01:00:30 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : hmmm.

[01:00:44 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Mary poppins wallet.

[01:00:58 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : "Wallet of holdin".

[01:01:10 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : hmmm.

[01:01:58 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Hmm indeed.

[01:04:29 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : "The Magician's Wallet".

[01:04:45 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : is there another name for a wallet?.

[01:05:07 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Money storer?.

[01:05:18 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Idk.

[01:06:00 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : "The Magician's Pocket".

[01:06:02 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : ?.

[01:07:14 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Mm.

[01:07:48 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Final frontier wallet?.

[01:08:55 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : hmmmmm.

[01:09:50 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : both Levi's charcaters are hard.

[01:11:31 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : "Nothern Forest Lord's Reign".

[01:11:40 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : For Samwell.

[01:11:49 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Tub o clay.

[01:11:54 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Clay lord.

[01:12:04 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Clay-do.

[01:12:55 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Hehehehe yes.

[01:16:21 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Jeanine post.

[01:16:34 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Jo "Gaia's Gift".

[01:16:41 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : cool.

[01:17:14 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Oop! Gtg.

[01:17:29 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Ill cya later :3.

[01:17:35 31/08/13] Soroya123 : Gnight.

[01:18:03 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : gnight.

[01:21:18 31/08/13] Eragon5055 : Ethan "The Hearth of Healing".

I would call Sam's "Frozen Tyranny", or "Cold Blooded Tyranny".

There was this whole thing in his character background about how complete lack of empathy inherent in fighting with ice is representative of Sam's vision of himself... Just imagine fighting against that kind of enemy. They don't call it the bite of the cold for nothing. It takes a certain type of person to wield ice powers without cringing. But it's a formidable power to say the least... a particularly detached person could freeze their enemy solid in an instant and let them suffocate slowly as the biting cold tortures them in their final minutes... hence, the tyranny.

You seem to have a lot of that figured out with "Northern Forest Lord's Reign", though... I'm impressed.