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arson-murder-busjumping New Kid
Posts : 3 Join date : 2015-08-12
| Subject: How P.J. died Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:21 am | |
| So, on page 2-19, the alt text says this: P.J.'s last words were "Heh, I accidentally buttered both sides of my toast". This is not a joke. So, does anyone else think he put buttered toast in a toaster and burned his house down? |
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Apophyllite Seeing Shades
Posts : 171 Join date : 2015-07-23
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:25 pm | |
| Maybe he exceeded his body's butter tolerance limit... |
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Soroya123 Paranaturalist
Posts : 1302 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:57 pm | |
| Maybe he was allergic to butter? |
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Connorses New Kid
Posts : 94 Join date : 2013-10-08
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:31 am | |
| If the last thing he said was that casual, I think it's safe to assume that whatever killed him was sudden and unexpected. Otherwise, he would probably have had time to say something about what was going to kill him, like "Oh no, the house is on fire! Somebody help"! or "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH-"! |
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arson-murder-busjumping New Kid
Posts : 3 Join date : 2015-08-12
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:07 pm | |
| Good point. Maybe it blew up in his face? |
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Blathers New Kid
Posts : 31 Join date : 2015-07-14
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:38 pm | |
| He could have been ambushed by a medium house robber.
Or he bumped into a cabinet of utensils and caused it to fall, and the weight crushed him.
Or, going off arson-murder-busjumping's theory, the toast was rigged with a bomb. |
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Apophyllite Seeing Shades
Posts : 171 Join date : 2015-07-23
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Sat Aug 15, 2015 5:33 pm | |
| Having both sides of one piece of toast buttered at once caused a disturbance in the higher culinary dimension which led to an explosive reaction of the chef diety...
On a more serious note, I wonder about Lefty... Was it already there in the house when PJ was alive and he met it when he died? How can a hand be a ghost? Lefty can even use spec shot and a spectral power so was probably part of a spectral when alive... Did Lefty have a hand in PJ's death? :0 |
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Connorses New Kid
Posts : 94 Join date : 2013-10-08
| Subject: Re: How P.J. died Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:25 pm | |
| Hey yeah, maybe he had a run-in with these guys. |
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Westbrook Spectral
Posts : 533 Join date : 2015-02-17
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