Lucky for me I have both determination and internet connections! I shall be the victor when the rest of the world forum fails!

That is a true statement!  However, have you considered the possibility that you will fail before the rest of the world forum does?

Nah. If I do, then I'll just come back again as a ghost or something. I am eternal!

time exists within a bubble an is finite, the concept of eternity is non existence, all motion stops, all heat gives way to the ever creeping cold, and at the end of it all, when the entropy of the universe takes hold, as all mankind begins to die, I will be there to say "I win . . ."

Spidey wrote:

time exists within a bubble an is finite, the concept of eternity is non existence, all motion stops, all heat gives way to the ever creeping cold, and at the end of it all, when the entropy of the universe takes hold, as all mankind begins to die, I will be there to say "I win . . ."

I stand over you with a hoodie on for warmth and say "Don't be so melodramatic!"

Sez you

Sez Spidey

Well...fair point I guess?

says who?

Says Spidey, weren't you listening???

Hi NinjaKitten! I was wondering where you'd gotten off to since you haven't been around in a few days.

Yeah, my bad. I was busy with reading comics and school and not sleeping. Back now though!

*falls in through the roof to claim victorious victory

*punches you back through roof*

Aw man, someone's going to have to fix the roof now...

Not sleeping? You ok?

*is sent flying through roof and lands on planet victory, claiming it as his own.

Hang on a sec NinjaKitten.

*grabs megaphone, shouts towards hole in roof*
FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT'S MARS!  YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENAME PLANETS!

Now, while they're busy... *crowns self Queen of victory island* (Also, I'm fine, it's nothing serious. By "not sleeping" I mean falling asleep between midnight and 3am. It's nice to know you care, though! )

*kneels*

My Queen! Scouts have reported an influx of spiders arriving on the southern shores! Apparently they made boats out of tikis and sailed to our humble island. What are your orders?

*Swings staff-thing to point at you.*

*narrows eyes*

"Burn them all."

As you wish, my Queen.

*quickly leaves hall and hurries to the southern coastline*
*sees spiker-tiki boats out in the sea, coming ever closer*
*covers as much of the beach in dried brush as possible*
*waits for the right moment to set it all ablaze*

Maniacal laughter resounds across the island, echoing throughout the chambers of the Queen's castle and reaching to the tiki-boat floating out on the sea.

"Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly. But today, Mr.Spider, the roles are reversed!"

"That's my cue."

With the striking of flint, the brush is set ablaze. One by one, the spider-tiki-boats land upon a beach roaring with fire!

IT IS THE PERFECT TRAP.

Verily.