"You could clean it up." *points to cleaning supplies*

"I guess, if no one minds the chairs being soaked, freezing, and soap-sudsy..."

*starts cleaning chairs*

*presses button. every chair in the room falls through the floor, and you hear a loud whooshing of water coming from below. After a while, the chairs float back up through the floor, absolutely soaked but completely clean. Everything else is still covered in sugar.* "You done with those chairs yet?" *is cleaning sugared wall as if nothing happened."

"I--did you se--the ch--they...um."
"Um, yes? I guess?"
"Let me give you a hand with the walls..."

Eventually, the room is clean.

"Thanks for all the help. Now that that's over with..."

*walks back over to the mahogany door*

"OPTION C!"

*jumps through and disappears*

"..that's odd. I don't remember making an option C..."

*comes running back through the door and slams it, holding it shut*

"Nope nope nopenopenope. Gigantic spider webs. I've played enough video games to know where that's going, and it's usually nowhere good."

"Don't worry, I have torches and a fireball scroll. We'll just toss them in there and burn everything."
*offers items, torches lit.*

*stares for a moment with a strange wistful expression*
*opens door and gestures inside*

"Wheeee!"
*Throws torches inside, activates fireball scroll & throws that in too. Slams door shut. Proceeds to table to work on a thing.*

*walks over to one of the chairs and plops down in the seat*
*pulls out iPhone and starts fiddling with it*

*time passes*
...are there any windows in this room?

Beats me; you made it!

Really? I don't remember that.

(inner thoughts: I shall dominate the "latest topics"!!)

Unfortunately for you, I click the "View posts since last visit" link, so I'll never miss whatever you post on!

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!*

There's no need to be so surprised! We are, after all, only as strong as our desire to be the...

Last Person Posting

*applause that sounds like 100 people clapping when it's just me and my robots*

"...robots?"

*cups hands to mouth*

"SHE DIED AND WE DID NOTHING"

(Internally) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

By the by, have you seen the latest update? Super hyped!

(internally) *grinning*
(also grinning externally)

Yep! I'm always looking forward to more Gunnerkrigg.

... Well, now what?

Good question!  I can't tell if our spontaneous RP scared everyone away or if they just haven't visited in a while.  How about some Tic-tac-toe?

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Hah!  Since I went first AND picked a corner, it is impossible for me to lose this game!  And if you DON'T pick the center, your loss is guaranteed!  Best of luck!

We'll see about that!

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...I would have picked the center anyway!