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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
 |  Subject: The Neverending Story  Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:46 pm | |
| So basically, you post a sentence or two that continues the narrative. The rules are as such:
Keep it PG-13, folks.
Don't try to end the story, ever. If you do, you're post will be ignored.
Have fun, be creative.
Now then, let's start this party! Once upon a time there was a man named Jorge. He had the magical gift of... |
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Vuanaunt
New Kid
Posts : 82
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:11 am | |
| Shapeshifting. He used it to hide his many flaws, but he couldn't hide his... |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:18 am | |
| ...Enormous ears. They were huge! They always caused... |
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Erie, Man of Danger
Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:36 am | |
| ...Him to hear whales singing off key in the ocean. This especially annoyed him because... |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:47 am | |
| ...he was a whale music aficionado. Therefore, he always had to... |
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Baron Von Aardvark
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:21 am | |
| ...pass out fliers for his whales only singing classes. Unfortunately, attendance was low, because... |
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Vuanaunt
New Kid
Posts : 82
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:45 am | |
| his class was hosted inland. The only people who showed up were... |
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Baron Von Aardvark
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:59 am | |
| ...A small group of men dressed as whales, hoping to get singing lessons by blending in with the crowd! He swiftly dealt with them by... |
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Erie, Man of Danger
Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:00 am | |
| ...Sending them on a all expense trip to Hawaii. This was obviously a horrible idea because.... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:56 am | |
| ...He had to pay off his gambling debts within the month, or the mafia would come and... |
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Baron Von Aardvark
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:58 am | |
| ...recind their offer to donate his payments to greenpeace. As such, the only sensible course of action was to... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 am | |
| ...Put together a team of ex-whale elite special forces operatives, and... |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:26 am | |
| ...start a counter-attack against whalers all over the world. This turned out to be a good idea because... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:28 am | |
| ...whaling is illegal, and he was awarded with a medal for his unmatched success at ending it, which he treasured for his entire life and passed it on to his son, who sold it in order to... |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 am | |
| ...indulge in his hikikomori-levels of anime obssession. With the money, he bought magnificent works of art, such as... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:35 am | |
| ...the special edition box set of Love Love (star) Pink Squid Princess, which came packaged with... |
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Erie, Man of Danger
Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026
Join date : 2013-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:53 pm | |
| ...cosplay costume of the main character. He is obviously male and is not into wearing dresses so he... |
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Baron Von Aardvark
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:17 pm | |
| ...Hires a female model to walk around with him while wearing it. Unfortunately, the model turned out to be... |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:29 pm | |
| ...a nuclear warhead in heels. So, our hero reacted as anybody would, by... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:44 pm | |
| ...pushing it into the house of the person he hates most and rigging it to detonate when... |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:15 pm | |
| ...out of a nowhere, he fell in love with the nuclear warhead, as she (it?) reminded him of... |
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W!tch
Mag!c
Posts : 577
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:18 pm | |
| ...his pet hamster, Ronald. So he got a... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:21 pm | |
| ...maid outfit from the online cosplay store and... |
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Leo M. R.
Spectral
Posts : 911
Join date : 2013-03-28
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:23 pm | |
| ...asked the nuclear warhead out on a date. Unfortunately... |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite
Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389
Join date : 2013-03-29
| | Subject: Re: The Neverending Story Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:26 pm | |
| ...the nuclear warhead was aromantic, and thus had no desire to date him! Heartbroken, he... |
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