Riddle me this Batman.

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Simple game, A riddle is posed, ya try to answer, and if you get it correct, it's your turn.

Now, Riddle me this Batman.

Riddle me this Batman. Keep-calm-and-riddle-me-this-batman

Riddle me this Batman. Keep-calm-and-riddle-me-this-batman

Double black, black, dark.

Not black, it's brown.

Not brown, but the color of milk. Like mud.

Lots of different colors.

It's real firm too.

Tastes so good,

But a little bitter.

What is it?

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Chocolate?

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Dammit, your correct.

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SWEET.

I am only one color, but not one size.

Though I'm chained to the earth, I can easily fly.

I am present in sun, but not in rain,

I do no harm, I feel no pain.

What am I?

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Is it the Moon?

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Nope :3

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Is it the open sky?

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A shadow?

It doesn't fly, but I think it fits the rest of the parameters, let's call it close enough...

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It is a shadow! Flys as in it moves extremely quickly over a large distance! :3

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But, shadows exist in rain...

Man, I'm to literal.

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This one's a little different, so bear with me.

You enter a barbershop, looking for a haircut. There's nothing in the room but the barber and a door to another room. You ask the barber where his tools are, and he says not to worry about it and then asks what kind of cut you'd like. You don't know, you'd like to see some options, so he says he'll go get the examples out of the back room.

When he comes back, he's got four things labeled "A hair", "B hair", "C hair", and "D hair". You pick your style, and the barber asks you to take a seat so you can begin.

So... where do you sit?

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In the C hair

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Correct! Good job. Smile

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Yay!

I spit like bacon,

I am made with an egg,

I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,

I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,

I am long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?

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A snake?

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...Yes... :/ That was fast

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Well, there were a lot of pretty clear hints. Hatches from an egg, "sssssssssss" like bacon, sheds skin, no legs, long...

Not the hardest riddle ever.

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I'm sorry, I don't mean to be harsh. I just thought I should explain myself since it seemed like you suspected me of cheating.

The next riddle:

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

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Ah no it's no problem :3 I didn't actually suspect you of cheating, I was just disappointed it took no time to solve. Also I know this one. Nothing.

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Yup, that's correct.

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What force and strength cannot get through,

I with a gentle touch can do.

And many in the street would stand,

Were I not a friend at hand.

What am I?

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is it money?

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A doorknob?