I just deduced that, yes! Is it helping?

Well, at least I know when I'm falling asleep during any given month, and angry red marks glare at me whenever I don't go to sleep "on time"

Since it's been about a week since anyone posted anything on the forum, and since the latest post was mine, does that mean I win this thread and the whole forum?! Am I the ultimate winner?!

No. You shall never win. I shall always be lurking, refraining from double-posting, but always there, watching and waiting for some naive fool to dare to take the crown from me!

I may be a naive fool, but even naive fools can win something! It happens all the time in animes and mangas!

But what if I told you... you aren't the protagonist?

Everyone's a protagonist in their own story. Besides, sometimes protagonists don't win cause of learning stuff or something. I mean Ash Ketchum doesn't win every tournament.

In this day and age it's not about if you're a protag or not! It doesn't matter if you're in a brand new place, or have a brand new attitude! You still have to catch them all, and be the best that you can be!

(Ash Ketchum doesn't win ANY tournaments, as far as I know.)

That may be true... but this isn't an anime and if it was I'd be the winner anyway!

I'm afraid that to win this game you never to understand yourself and your own abilities most of all. And in that aspect, I've got you beat! Unless you can prove you know yourself better than I know myself. Hahaha

If you'd like, I could give you a list of things I do, why I do them, and if I like them, along with lists about why I'm a terrible person, why I'm a great person, why I'm an "eh" person, etc. etc. etc.

Lists upon lists upon lists, I say!

One of said qualities is competitiveness and persistence when it really doesn't matter too much. Which means that, in the end, I emerge victorious!

-pops back in here- I lost the game, but I won't lose this!

Yes you will, forby the POWER OF PERSISTANCE, I SHALL PREVAIL!

I'm not afraid of your rainbows! I eat rainbows for breakfast! In my Lucky Charms!

Well, what about the perseverance and stubbornness that allowed me to make the rainbow?!?

That... that IS formidable... but I won't let it keep me down!

The rainbow words do look nice though.

They do don't they? Let's admire them for a while.
(And while you're distracted, I'll take this win!)

Yo welcome back! I was wondering what happened to you. What have you been up to all this time?

Welcome back, friend! As you may have noticed, I hit 900 posts while you were gone. *smug face*
Glad to see you back again. I missed you too!

UniversalMonster wrote:

Yo welcome back! I was wondering what happened to you. What have you been up to all this time?

Oh, this and that! Quite a bit of coding. A lot of Overwatch, haha.

NinjaKitten wrote:

Welcome back, friend! As you may have noticed, I hit 900 posts while you were gone. *smug face*
Glad to see you back again. I missed you too!

Very impressive! However, you do not yet have 2x my post count, so your victory is moot. And the more I post, the further you have to go! So there.

Well, I suppose I'll just have to accept that challenge, then!

And I have no doubt you'll probably succeed! (After all, you only need 11 more posts.)

Indeed! Although, you will also be posting again, so there is a likelihood that the gap will not shrink.

With any luck!

I am less than 20 posts away from double, though!