A strange person falls on top of me, and I topple to the ground, tripping up the next poster as they don't see us both on the ground.

I fall, but use the momentum to roll back onto my feet.

I shoot a laser out of my right eye, aiming for the next poster.

I'm sitting in class minding my own business, when all of a sudden a laser bounces off the tip of my shades.
Looking out the window, I discover a giant pokemon attempting to crush other users.

Swiftly, I gather my Ninja Starchman Stars and fly out of the window. How can I fly? Only the stars will know.

BYYYYAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

*throws a ninja starchman star at the next poster*

They hit me, YAY! I can trade them for various prizes.

I trade them for the biggest pen Starchman has and throw it at the next poster.

The pen appears to be magical! It pierces through me and starts to corrode my internal organs.

With my las strengt i pull it out an draw a solid titanium, robot, voodoo shark.

And throw it at the next person.

Being a user of Voodoo I easily control the shark(ITS IN MY NAME FOR GODS SAKES), and I equip it with rockets and attack the next poster

You can't hit me IF I HAVE A SHIELD!! OH NO! An error most horrid I have made, the rockets reflect and are aimed for the next poster.

I walk around behind Scoot and steal the shield, hurling it at the next poster!

My belly has now a giant hole in the middle of the corrosion of the magic pen, the shield flies right through the hole, and continiues to the other poster

Captain America grabs His shield back, He is pissed.

He sends the hulk at the next poster.

I play the most soothing music that can ever be created. The Hulk transforms into Bruce Banner and has a nap. The next poster is forced to look at his nearly-nude body.

I use cold water from the Spring of the Drowned Girl and splash it onto Dr. Banner, turning him into a nearly-nude girl, after which many young and healthy males rush to take him her away. I laugh at the next poster.

I endure your mockery with my exceedingly high self-esteem! I then force the next poster to kiss my boots.

I bend down to kiss your boot but steal it and throw it at the next poster

I eat the boot. I then topple an impenetrable wall of sarcasm on top of the next poster.

I happened to love Sarcasm.

I tell horrid dark jokes to the next poster

That doesn't affect me at all. In fact, I am thoroughly enjoying the experience. I enjoy it so much that I won't even kick the next poster in the face.

I kick you in the face! Then I fart at the next poster.

There's a fetish for that. Unfortunately, it's not mine, so Ill have to get someone else to take care of it. I hire the next poster to come and smell your poots.

It doesn't work, because I'm the next poster! I throw a baseball at you.

I go to catch it, guaranteeing that it will miss me by several feet. I hit the next poster with a bat.

I find it very thematically-appropriate for you to use a bat. I jump high over the bat.

Then I throw a bat (the animal) at the next poster!

Oh no not the bat swarm! I die of chip damage.
I resurrect as a monster and attack the next poster!

I use my Saftey Torch to defend

Miny Minatours attack the next poster

I adopt the little things. I then raise them with love and caring, and then after they've grown up I order them to attack the next poster.