Corrupt The Wish

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get candy stolen from babies. The police lock you up.

I wish Eragon5055 wasn't a criminal.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

Eragon is no longer a criminal, you are. You are now locked up.

I wish for a penguin.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get a penguin. It leads you to a life of crime. The police lock you up with me.

I wish we're not locked up with Rorschach.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Your no longer locked up Rorschach, in fact you are no longer in jail. You are dead.

I wish you guys were alive again

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

We're alive again. By stealing your soul.

I wish to dance like a banana.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. The down side is you get hit in the head with a baseball bat.

I wish for a single M&M.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You are visited by a piece of M&M who just recently went through a very messy breakup, interrupting your sleep time in the process.

I wish that M&M didn't have to break up.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

You get the rapper eminem, who is now back with his daughter's mother

I wish for a plauge on the next poster > Very Happy

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

I receive the plague. I am already immune.

I wish to be invited to a party

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You get invited to a suicide cult party. Don't drink the punch.

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone but me.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Everyone but you gets eternal happiness. Too bad they didn't have eternal health like you do, though!

I wish for MOAR FOOD 4 EVERY1!!!

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Everyone gets more food, it is cooked by me.

I wish No one ate shark ever again

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

No one eats shark ever again. They now just hunt them for sport.

I wish Eragon is safe during the open season.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Eragon is safe during the open season. Not so much in the other seasons.

I wish that danged sign on GirlTheHero would just disappear forever already. I will not tolerate any height-based likeness-discriminations!

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

The sign disappears but now nobody is liked.

I wish to be liked by good people.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You are liked by good people, but they smell bad and they steal left your left shoe.

I wish I wasn't such a perfectionist.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

You are now a lazy slob. Yew.

I wish Leo would clean himself up.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

I now clean myself up. However, it becomes the last time I clean myself.

I wish I could find a solution.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

Congrats you find a solution, but it is not currently possible with the current technology available to you

I wish that everyone was as awesome as batman, like i am

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Everyone is as awesome as Batman. However, since everyone is as awesome as Batman, then no one is. Not even Batman.

I wish we all have fun!

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

We all have fun at the cost of a random stranger's expense.

I wish to join the blue man group.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

You do, for approcimately 24 seconds before you suffocate to death.

I wish the next poster didn't corrupt my wish

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

I don't corrupt your wish. The next poster does.

I wish the next poster corrups SpiderVoodoo's wish.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

Voodoo's wish gets corrupted and he loses mind in a fake paradox world.

I wish for a paradox.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

The paradox occurs do to my wish

I wish you both were never able to grant wishes