Corrupt The Wish

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

They get off the road and move in to your house now.

I wish they don't cause you too much trouble!

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

They cause trouble, just not too much but it is till annoying.

I wish there were no more Casper ghosts

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

There are no more Casper ghosts. They are all now like The Flying Dutchman.

I wish they don't come haunting any of us!

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

They dont, I do

I wish life was an anime and i was the main character

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

It is an anime, School Days

I wish to watch more Psycho Pass

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You watch more Psycho Pass in expense of watching anything else.

I wish, if life was an anime, that the protagonist was a villain.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

Life is now an anime and I am the protagonist Twisted Evil

I wish this anime to be very long running.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

its long running but has only 2 viewers

I wish I won the fight going on in the LPP thread

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You win, but w!tch and I run off to do some private things.
I wish for makeouts.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You guys make out a puzzle together of you making out with a seal.

I wish for self-esteem.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Fly, pupa, fly.
I wish for mind control.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

You get mind control but you can only control the minds of Caterpillars.

I wish I could understand my dog.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You can understand your dog. It tells you things you were never meant to understand. You Go Mad From The Revelation.

I wish GirlTheHero would change her avatar to something else, something that everyone here would like and won't get her in trouble with anyone!

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

She does, then immediately switches back.

I wish for happiness

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You receive happiness in exchange for everyone else's.

I wish Eragon wasn't so selfish and shared some of his happiness.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

He shares some of his happiness with each of thousands of beautiful babes who visit his bedchambers.
I wish for booty.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get a dead caterpillar's booty.

I wish for everyone to have hope!

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Look, I found Hope. Let me just open this box... Oops, I've just unleashed all the worlds evils, probably should of asked Pandora first to see if it was O.K. to open.

I wish the evil was back in the box.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

The evil is back in the box, but the lock's lost so someone else reopens it.

I wish we all had the strength to fight the evil.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

We have the strength, but not the means, and so succumb to the evil ourselves.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You die from being malnourished due to lack of wishing.

I wish I had a positive reputation.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You have a positive reputation with the criminal underworld.

I wish Tyler would just settle down and live a happy life instead of being involved with the criminals.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Tyler does so, until an ex gang member recognizes Ty twenty years later and pushes him into the most dangerous heist of his life.
I wish Ty was played by Bruce Willis.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

He is played by Bruce already. That made your wish pointless.

I wish Asssprite could actually get a wish through

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

My wish is for a smoothie.
I wish I hadn't finished it so quickly.