(does that include you?)

I get peace and happiness. In fact, I get all the peace and happiness in the world, and I decide to share it with everybody except you. Because you're so dull, as you said.

I wish there was a poll here.

(xD 'Fraid so.)

Granted! It reads "Should there be a poll here? Yes or Also yes?"

I wish for a decent apartment for under $700 a month. D:

It is given, it is full of sharks.

I wish for a gosh dang unicorn

You get a gosh dang unicorn but it hates you and it stabs you with its horn.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of green tea.

You get a lifetime supply of green tea...flavored Kit-Kat bars. Unfortunately, you're allergic to chocolate.

I really wish I would stop procrastinating!

Granted! You live better, become a productive member of society, and bury yourself in your work; but life still passes you by, and you never do all those little inconsequential things that make it worth living.

On that note... I wish to go outside and play in the snow.

You go outside and play with the snow. Then the snow melts. For some reason, so do you.

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted.

Granted! You divide by zero, collapsing the internet. Nice work.

I wish for a chupaqueso and a coke.

I bring you a chupaqueso and a coke. However, since I don't know what the first thing is, I brought you a chupacabra instead. It eats you and then drinks the coke. No, wait, it drinks the coke in front of you, THEN it eats you!

I wish some fish was on my dish.

I jump on your dish, Sup

I wish for some wine to go with the excellent diner.

Granted! WAAAAAH! I don't wanna grant another wish! I wanna go outsiiiiide! D:

I wish for a more stable internet connection.

You get a stable internet connection. Then your laptop/computer blows up.

I wish Eragon5055 would get off my dish!

Fine then! You don't know what you are missing.

I wish for sad music to play out my exit.

It plays, but halfway through it changes to yakety sax. It looks like someone taped over the song.

NOOOOO!!!

I wish for a remix

They remix yakety sax and play it at your funeral.
I wish for a dollar.

you get a bONEr one dollar bill

I wish for more test-week-study-time

You get more time. Doesn't help you get better grades at all, apparently.

I wish... nah, never mind. Already having a bad night, don't need wishes to be corrupted. I wish all of you have better nights than I am having!

Our nights are still bad. Yours is just worse.
I wish for two dollars.

You get two alien dollars that you can't use.

I wish I made a wish.

You made one.
I wish I had three dollars.

You get three. Double Dollars (as in, the currency from Trigun)

I wish Asssprite's next wish will be to wish for money in the currency used in my country.

I wish for every pound ever printed.

(So you did corrupt my wish. Huh.)

You get all the pounds ever printed. This results in the collapse of the economy of several nations.

I wish I know what Asssprite's next wish will be.

My next wish is for private ownership of the countries whose economies I collapsed.