Corrupt The Wish

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You receive private ownership of the countries. This prompted every other nation to declare war on you.

I wish Asssprite would stop ignoring my wishes and start corrupting them again.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

He does, I have nothing to add, that is evil enough.

I wish to be better at haikus

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You can only speak in haikus. You will become better with practice.
I wish I had an army more powerful than all the other armies in the world combined.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get the army. They are as powerful as they are disloyal. Which is to say: very.

I wish I knew who's going to make the next wish.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Its me.
I wish Leo would stop making so many wishes that are corrupted just by the fact that you used a wish on them.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Ouch, Leo's wishes now have meaning

I wish FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD MUHAHAHA

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

The world is destroyed. It gets better.
I wish for a root beer float.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

All your root beer, it floats

I wish to know how the world got better.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

A Genie Did It.
I wish for a tub of ice cream.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Your get a tub of ice gream... MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

I wish Asssprite didn't make that wish about me.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

I made it about your entire family, instead.
I wish for a spoon.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Here have a spoon, it is bent.

I wish that cheese didn't go with wine

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

I'm afraid you're out of wishes. Should have wished for more.
I wish I could unbend spoons. Oh wait thats not even hard.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You can now unbend spoons with your mind. In fact, you can unbend spoons only with your mind now.

I wish Asssprite would make a paradoxical wish.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

I wish I never granted your wish.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

That's it that's the paradox that's all you are getting.
I wish for a blimp.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

It explodes on your first flight, you survive but are horridly burned

I wish for writing skillz

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You have aesthetically pleasing penmanship, but are no better at sentence creation.
I wish to be twice as intelligent as I currently am.

New Kid Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02

You are twice as intelligent, but you become a vegetable.
I wish for a Broadway musical made after me.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

A Broadway musical is made. It sucks. Now people hate Broadway. Somehow, this is bad for the economy.

I wish Paranatural will always be high-quality.

New Kid Posts : 28 Join date : 2013-03-30

Oh man that's a wish no one wants to corrupt.

In ten years time 'high-quality' becomes mediocre as it becomes replaced with 'blue-quality' (like blu-ray discs).

I wish it only took ten minutes to get to uni.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

It now takes you ten minutes to get to uni. However, it's not the uni you go to.

I wish for a butterfly.

New Kid Posts : 28 Join date : 2013-03-30

You get a butterfly, but it's literally a butter-fly.

I wish paranatural would update every day of the week.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

It updates every day of the week, but the rate of quick updates forces the quality to drop drastically.

I wish I had a pet immortal butterfly (the animal) who loves me and somehow understands me.