Your wish is granted. You can never finish the smoothie and shall be drinking it for all eternity none stop.

I wish I had a never ending smoothie

Your smoothie will never end... or begin. It's beyond reach, in another dimension.

I wish that the next poster's corruption to this wish is rendered null by the wish of the person posting the wish after the corruptor's wish.

Im much too busy with my smoothie to grant or make wishes.
Your wish fizzles out, ungranted.

GOvnah's wish came true because you didn't wish and thus it was nulled

I wish to have the cure for trolls on the interwebs

You have the cure. No longer sickly and frail, the trolls go outside and wreak havoc, being rude on transit and getting jobs just to annoy customers.
I wish the trolls were ill again.

The trolls are ill again, forcing them to stay over at your house like Squidward in Spongebob's.

I wish the trolls are nice to Asssprite.

They are trolls, their version of nice is only to annoy someone lightly. The sheer number of them makes it worse.

I wish the trolls could get their own house.

The trolls set up their houses, creating a brutal society in which ones rank is determined by the exact hue of ones blood. They go to war with brutal efficiency, killing their neighbors.

I wish Asssprite made a wish.

I wish that you knew what my wish was.

Your wish is to have a wish. The problem is that's a stupid wish.

I wish for asssprite to make a better wish.

I wish that tyler's drink was actually piss.

Tyler's drink is now piss. Alien piss that heals all diseases known to man.

I wish Asssprite would stick to the rules of the game.

He does and the game becomes boring.

I wish for Asssprite to make an interesting wish

He makes an interesting wish that doesn't get granted.

I wish Eragon was happier.

<--------I am happy see?

I wish for all the cat hair on my bed to disappear

The safe location is your vestigial troll uterus. Your entire species begins growing inside. Congratulations, you're having thirty-billion-tuplets!

I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

Your ice cream sandwich is fulla hyweerms. 

I wish movie hair lady had her own paranatural spinoff comic.

The trolls hatch within the living mother grub, and begin eating her as well as each other. Within a short time, the mother grub and most of the wrigglers are dead. The species is doomed again.

I wish I forgot that live larvae will eat you or any other animal from the inside out if they are inside you for any reason.

You recieve it. That is, you are hung from the neck until dead.
I wih I wasnt so tired.

You receive a jumbo sized caffeinated drink of your choice. A few hours later you get the caffeine crash and are even more tired.

I wish for a nice canned coffee.

The can has a hole in it. The coffee leaks down your arm.
I wish I hadn't done the "has hyweerms in" joke earlier, and instead used it for this one.