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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:29 pm | |
| You get them, but you don't get to choose what they are. The list looks something like 1. I wish for a dollar. 2. I wish this dollar wasn't here. 3. I wish for two dollars. 4. I wish for two dollars less. And so on until you reach one million, at which point you wish away all your money. |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:45 pm | |
| You obviously wished for no wish.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it? |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:48 pm | |
| You get the sandwich. It's sealed inside a flawless glass cube. Also inside the cube is nerve gas. Don't worry, we told you about the nerve gas, so there's no surprise. I wish I would remember to wish for things instead of just corrupting other peoples wishes. |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:52 pm | |
| You remember to wish, but your fingers refuse to type. You are forever doomed to never corrupt another wish ever again. The economy collapses just because.
I wish I had a bear suit. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:54 pm | |
| You have one. However, you can't get out of it once you've put it on. Three hours and a trip to the hospital later, you're left wishing you never had a bear suit. I wish a rich doctor would come along and sweep me off my feet. |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:56 pm | |
| Doctor Phil arrives at your doorstep and picks you up then puts you straight back down. You feel cheated because he is not a real doctor. I feel cheated because I am not rich and missed my chance at true love.
I wish that wishes became currency. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:02 pm | |
| Wishes are now currency. You have none left. |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:13 pm | |
| Dang it, should have wished for more genies. I'm wish-broke now. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:18 pm | |
| I wish for all the wishes ever made. I'm going to buy the world. |
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DrEldritch New Kid
Posts : 26 Join date : 2013-04-02
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| You have to remember what each individual wish ever made was first. If you don't, the world collapses into a gravitational anomaly.
I wish for a pair of jet boots. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| I wish I could remember all of them. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:22 am | |
| You remember all of them, prompting you to forget what your original goal was in the first place.
I wish Asssprite would stop causing Logic Bombs. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:14 am | |
| I stop creating logic bombs by wishing for a universe that is governed exclusively by desire and thus has no logic or order to it. |
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W!tch Mag!c
Posts : 577 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:19 am | |
| And lo, nothing changed.
I wish for two more copies of myself. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:22 am | |
| There are now two extra w!tches. Each steal a third of your b!tches. I wish for two more copies of w!tch. |
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W!tch Mag!c
Posts : 577 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:33 am | |
| There is no way to make that wish a bad thing. Curse you.
I wish for a magic hat. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:38 am | |
| You have a magic hat. It is sullen and disrespectful. I wish the earths rotation slowed down very slightly so there were more hours every day. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:58 am | |
| The day gets longer, but the institutions of work and education get wise and decide to increase the hours you have to work, leaving you with the same amount of time
I wish i was funnier than sprite |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:15 am | |
| You are now funnier than Asssprite, as well as everyone else. People can never take you seriously anymore.
I wish for the very first wish made in this thread. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:30 am | |
| You get a hat. It is ugly. I wish you wouldn't wear it. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:54 am | |
| I don't wear it, because you wear it.
I wish you loved the hat. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:01 pm | |
| I love the hat. Sometimes twice in one night. Eeeeeeeeeeech. I wish that this thread never took that turn. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:05 pm | |
| It didn't. It took a turn for the worse instead.
I wish I was a Ghostbuster. |
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:06 pm | |
| You are, you crossed the streams
I wish for some milk |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt The Wish Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:48 pm | |
| Sharks can't drink milk. I wish for a burger. |
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