Corrupt The Wish

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

I joined, the bad part... i joined
i wish for better drawing skils

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

You get better drawing skills. Bad news you only get better at drawing toothpicks.

I wish I had some explosives.

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

you got a lot of explosives! Lighted one's actually... you die

I wish everybody stopped dying

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

Everyone in the world stops dying. There is severe overpopulation everywhere in the world until the world is nothing more then people crammed together side to side unable to die.

I wish for a good book.

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

You get a good book. But get squished by the overpopulation of people now on earth.

I wish for timecontroll

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You have control over time. It proves too much to keep track of. You lose control over your mind.
I wish for something exciting to happen.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

GirlTheHero asks you out. You wholeheartedly agree. (Please imagine the rest of the scenario for yourself)

I wish I have a cookie.

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

Your coockie talks.

I wish for a pet lion (who won't eat me)

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

~~Girl and I make you cookies while on our date FOR SOME REASON. I added tobasco sauce to the dough when she wasn't looking.~~
Your lion poops. There is a lot of poop.
I wish Zack had as much time and money as he wants and/or needs.

Spectral Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31

Zack becomes a billionare from hitting the lottery, unfortunately, he is traveling the world off on adventures and Paranatural is soon forgotten as he parties and travels the globe

Oh I wish i wish i was a sentient computer virus

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You are, but you get detected and deleted immediatly.
I wish you were sneakier.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

I wish GirlTheHero's wish that Asssprite made a wish is repeated.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Girl makes the wish again, and incurs a penalty. I fail to make any wish.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

I wish for more wishes.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get more wishes. Other people use 'em.

I wish to know how GirlTheHero and Asssprite's date went.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

The details are far too explicit for this forum.
I wish for a tall glass of water.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

You get a tall glass of water. It has holes in it. Your pants get all wet.

I wish Asssprite had new pants.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

I have new pants. I do not wear them.
I wish Leo would hurry up a bit.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

He hurries up so much, he is sent to the far future.

I wish for something to do.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

You get something to do. Its not entertaining.

I wish I had a hover board.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get a hover board. It makes you bored.

I wish you all a good night!

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

We don't fall asleep because we're waiting for you to trope up our queen.
I wish you also pulled an all nighter.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

I don't. Night, guys!

I wish someone else makes a wish in my place.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Leo M. R. wrote:: I don't. Night, guys!

~~I wish someone else makes a wish in my place.~~I wish I had told my pals on the forum what I think about w!tch. If only I was brave enough to confess my love.

I wish you had courage.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29

He spends the next hour beating you over the head with a stick in a dizzying fit of courage.

I wish for a million wishes.