You gain absolute control over all electronic equipment, and lose control over everything else!

I wish G0vnah's Invader Zim fan-movie will be awesome!

It will be awesome, but it won't be released.
I wish for a useful talent.

You become exceedingly good at tea-making. However, your muscle memory betrays you, and tea-making becomes the only thing you know how to do on your own.

I wish G0vnah's Invader Zim fan-movie will be awesome AND released AND I get to watch it.

You're the only one who ever watches it, and nobody wants to talk to you about it.
I wish I had some tea.

(awww, thanks Leo M.R. )

Being too hot, it melts the cup and burns you a bit.

I wish for someone to reply to this comment!

I wish for more money, less problems.

You get more money. You get less problems. You get more diseases. You get less alive.

I wish W!tch will be a great moderator.

Leo M. R. wrote:

You get more money. You get less problems. You get more diseases. You get less alive.

I wish W!tch will be a great moderator.

She is, and she's able to find a way to flag ALL of your comments (with good reason! Even innocent ones like" Ooh, that's neat" suddenly become terribly awful)

I wish that what I'm thinking of right as I post this comment would happen.

I will not strip for you.

I wish I had TWO mustang cars.

You crash them both, simultaneously.
I wish for control of the games club.

(W!TCH - I AM A CHRISTIAN GENTLEMAN AND WOULDN'T DARE WISH FOR SUCH A THING! D: )

(for the record, it was "Mario Bros. Became Real Life")

The games club becomes the most hated part of this whole site.

I wish I could use puns to wreak hilarity and fun in the world!

Hilarity Ensues. It went Up To Eleven. Readings Are Off The Scale. It is Beyond The Impossible.

Earth-Shattering Kaboom.

I wish all the conflicts that will arise in these forums will be resolved peacefully and civilly.

All conflict dissappear, so does the forum.

I wish cheap soda tasted better.

Cheap soda now tastes better to you and worse to everyone else. You are now hunted down for this.

I wish I know what to wish for.

You know what to wish for but you have already used up your wish!

I wish I could get both of the games I really want.

All you have to do is become a magical girl and you can have as many games as you want.
I wish for a sack of jelly beans.

You get a bag full of jelly beans. All Jelly beans are all alive and it becomes law that eating them is murder. They caught you red handed.

I wish for something

You get something.
I wish for a bottle of pop.

You get a bottle of pop, but it becomes the last drink you will ever get.

I wish GirlTheHero was taller, so that she would be liked.

She is taller, but now towers over the countryside and is feared as a monster. (sorry, girl.)
I wish you were a domesticated cat.

The lion is now a domesticated cat. The world weeps at the loss of such a majestic creature.

I wish I knew what the something I got from my last wish was.

You gained another wish, and now you've used it.
I wish for nine more wishes.

You get 9 wishes but you are only allowed to wish about fish.

I wish I was the coolest person on earth.

You are now the coolest person on Earth. However, everyone moved to Mars.

I wish Zack Morrison, creater of Paranatural, a happy and fulfilling life.

He does. It doesn't involve Paranatural.

I wish to become an elderitch abomination!