So the game is what the title says. The poster above you attacks you, you post how you block/dodge/whatever the attack, then you attack the next poster. Here's an example of how to play:

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I punch the next poster!

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I dodge to the left!
I shoot a rocket at the next poster!

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Luckily I'm in a bunker!
I throw ninja stars at the next poster!

And so on.
I'll start!

I chop the next poster!

I die.
My corpse explodes reaching to the next poster since it was rigged to my heartbeat.

I dive into a well, and avoid the explosion.

I shoot the next poster IN THE FACE.

It ricochets of my braces.

All my years of deflecting spitballs have paid off! I expertly send the ricochet straight towards the next poster.

The bullet pierces my robes!


Only to reveal, I am merely an animated set of robes, and I remain mostly unharmed. The bullet continues on to the next target.

I pick up what remains of my dead clone and use it as a meat shield. I then throw the remains at the next post

The remains hit my reflection in the mirror with a crash. I'm wipe some nervous sweat from my forehead, as there was about a fifty fifty chance he would throw the body at either me or my reflection.

I then pick up some shards of broken mirror and toss them at the next poster!

I take the shards to my face with a grin and start whistling twinkle twinkle little star!
I then step out of the next posters face and stab them with a steak knife!

An innocent bystander walks in the way at just the right moment. I am filled with grief as I realize that he turned out to be by cousin's-uncle's-doctor's-former roomate. In my grief I go into a blind feeding frenzy, no longer a shark of science but one of bloodlust and I attack the next poster.

I bop you on the nose, as that is well known for being able to stop a bloodthirsty shark in its tracks, and then run out of the room pushing the next poster in with you, and lock the door!

I kick down the door and politely let Eragon out so he can chase after his original target.

I then pick up the unhinged door and swing it at the next poster!

I used an Unnecessary Combat Roll to get out of the way, allowing your door to continue swinging at the direction of the next poster!

I trick the bloodthirsty shark into getting between me and the door, and it splinters with the force of the blow. I pick up one of the sharper pieces and use it to stab the next poster.

I panic and begin to hurl fireballs in all directions. The wooden spike is incinerated.

A large number of fireballs head straight for the next poster.

I throw my jacket at the fireball and it burns up in mid-air. I gather the ashes and toss them in the next posters eyes.

I inhale all the ashes using my super-inhalation/exhalation-powers like a total badass, and then blow it out again at the next poster with the force of a hurricane!

I get swept up by the hurricane breath and lifted fifty feet in the air, using the lift to my advantage and turning it into a super powered drop kick aimed at the next poster.

I wake up, dazed and confused after the door hit me only to find some guy trying to drop kick me. Using my vast intellect, I do the most obvious thing. I open my mouth and swallow him whole. This does not sit well with my stomach and I vomit the guy out (who is alive and well if not extremely grossed out) on the next poster.

I catch the vomity guy and push him away and down, then grab the next poster and push them so they trip over the vomity guy.

Using the velocity of tripping over the guy of vomit I spin into a speeding bullet heading straight for the next poster.

I step sideways, so that I'm standing behind a conveniently placed brick wall!

I then detonate an explosive against the wall, sending it crashing down onto the next poster.

I step backwards until it finishes falling and then pick up all the bricks and make them into an adorable little house and invite the next poster in for tea. I poison their cup.

Luckily, I've spent years building an immunity to the poison (iocaine powder, ha!). However, I wasn't expecting the tea to be so blistering hot, so in reflex I threw the cup at the next poster.

The scalding of my skin brings me no pain to speak of.

I pull the next posters eyeballs out!

Luckily, I came prepared with FAKE EYES, and so they just dangle in front of my face on their springs. I trap the next poster in my brick house and fill it with water!