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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:09 pm | |
| Good thing I was 2d at the time (don't ask). After sending GOvnah a get well card, I use a piece of paper to give the next poster a paper cut. |
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thespoonmaster New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu May 02, 2013 2:40 pm | |
| I was squeezing lemons so the pain is insane. I scream a sonic scream at the next poster. |
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Leo M. R. Spectral
Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu May 02, 2013 3:11 pm | |
| I simply open Atlas Shrugged and get absorbed in reading the first half of the book, ignoring any sounds whatsoever. Upon reaching the infamous broadcast speech, I throw the book at full power at the next poster! |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:00 pm | |
| 1 D3FL3CT TH3 BOOK W1TH MY C4N3. B31NG US3L3SS TO 4 BL1ND P3RSON, 1 THROW TH3 BOOK 4T TH3 N3XT POST3R. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:44 pm | |
| I catch the book and throw it back at gC because she didn't come up with a new attack and just perpetuated the last one.
I then take out a Tommy gun and bombard the next poster with bullets. |
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:15 am | |
| The bullets put holes in my mickey mouse ears. I thank you and give you a handshake because they are in the exact same pattern as Ms. Hyweerms.
I speak in a thick and ridiculous fake accent to the next poster, leaving them filled with a deep-seated anxiety over what I was trying to say. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:18 am | |
| 1 TR34T TH3 ACC3NT 4S P4RT OF TH3 ROL3PL4Y 4ND 1GNOR3 1T.
1 1MP4L3 TH3 N3XT POST3R W1TH MY C4N3.
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:46 am | |
| I die. My death was neither just nor heroic, so I come back to life. I do some sort of hopey thing on the next poster, leaving them a sudden inexplicable urge to slap their own face. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:36 am | |
| I slap my own face. It's no big deal, really. Might as well.
I use my position in the spectral mafia to put out a hit for the next poster! |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:11 pm | |
| Congratulations you've killed me, but my son grows up to an anti hero and karate chops the next poster in the neck |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:36 am | |
| Ha!, sharks don't have necks to hang so I slip out.
I then chuck Senator Lemonsnout strapped with high explosives at the next poster. |
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Sirmat New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2014-11-18
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:13 am | |
| Oh? What's thi-- *FWOOOOOM*
I fire tangentially connected evidence at the next poster. |
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The Skull Of Fortitude New Kid
Posts : 7 Join date : 2014-11-02
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:48 pm | |
| I use A barrage of internet debate and deflect the evidence off of my skull!
I set my demon minions on the next poster. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:05 pm | |
| I awake from my hundred year slumber fully clothed in my paladin gear, with my holy magics your demons are defeated
I fire a holy arrow at the next poster
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N3RISSE New Kid
Posts : 2 Join date : 2015-01-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:31 pm | |
| Because I'm not a demon, it doesn't really do much. It kinda hurts though.
I show the next poster a video of something stupid they did and thought nobody would ever know about. |
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Tahaneira New Kid
Posts : 5 Join date : 2015-01-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:41 pm | |
| I laugh raucously and then deploy the EMP. There will be no evidence.
I lurk beneath the bedroom floorboards of the next poster with two jars, one of honey and one of fire ants. |
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Speculations Spectre New Kid
Posts : 12 Join date : 2015-01-27
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:31 pm | |
| I bathe in the honey and fire ants as I am canonically known to do on a regular basis. It is a blissful, simple pain that I have come to enjoy. I writhe in happiness.
I set all of the next poster's clocks three hours behind and steal the instruction manual so they cannot reset it! |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:46 am | |
| I own no clocks, on the account of being blind and having no discernible use for them.
I stab the next poster with my cane-sword. |
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Speculations Spectre New Kid
Posts : 12 Join date : 2015-01-27
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:46 am | |
| I parry with my novelty sword-cane and attempt to absorb the next poster in to my collective conscious mind |
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Sirmat New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2014-11-18
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:17 am | |
| WE BECOME ONE, THE HIVEMIND SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!
I show my Lawyer's Badge to the next poster, hoping they'll die of shame or something. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:02 am | |
| You cannot possible hope to out-shame a budding Legislacerator in the field of trumped-up qualifications.
I direct this shameful conduct to his Tyranny and declare the next post guilty and fit for execution. |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:58 pm | |
| Startled, my magics activate and an illusion falls over me, making me look like someone else.
Once the executioner/whoever are out of sight, I throw a poisoned dagger at the next poster. |
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Westbrook Spectral
Posts : 533 Join date : 2015-02-17
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:14 am | |
| I catch the dagger in midair by the hilt, and am SO surprised that I actually pulled that off that I play with it, twirling it in my hand, and accidentally prick myself with the posioned tip anyway.
I stumble over to the next poster saying "Help...help, I've been poisoned...I need help...I ne--hellothisisforyou" and attempt to stab them with the dagger.
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:33 pm | |
| Unfortunately for you, I was busy examining my pool of acid, in the middle of it of course, so you are slowly being corroded and drop the poisoned knife.
However, the poison and the acid and the metal cause an unexpected chemical reaction, and the resulting explosion sends everything flying in all directions, and sends a lot of very sharp shrapnel in the direction of the next poster! |
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