Again using my super inhalation-exhalation powers, I inhale all the water and then proceed to kick down the brick house, after which I sneezed at the next poster, releasing a tidal wave of water and booger (and whatever else may be in my nose at the time)

I teleport behind you, dodging the wave.

I slap the next poster IN THE FACE.

I twist around in a three sixty from the force of the slap, with my arms held out so I hit the next poster with my elbow.

I chomp on your elbow and swing you at the next poster.

I am startled to as a person hits my invisible house that you can see the contents of but not the actual house.
I shake my head knowing that all it took was special glasses to see the building. I then take the person, load him onto to a catapult and fire it at the next poster.

Extremely grossed out by being eaten and vomited up by a shark man, I get up and shake myself off, only to find some dude with their elbow chomped off being flung towards MY FACE. Using my super awesome Jedi powers, I divert the flying elbow chomp dude to fall harmlessly on the ground at my feet, then turn the full power of the Dark Side on next poster, shooting lightning at them while screaming 'I'll teach you to think I'm a man!!'

I quickly ground myself so the electricity passes through me somewhat harmlessly, then spasm and punch the next poster in the jaw.

Luckily, my cousin who is famous for playing a shark in a series of movies came to visit me. He is surprised when someone out of nowhere punched his limited edition version of the movie he was showing off to me. The attacker regrets his mistake.

I then lazy toss a fork at the next poster

I step out of the way of the fork and headbutt the next poster, as I am currently missing both arms. (lousy goshdarn freakin sharks)

Slice you with my razor hair (my profile pic is a character from the Manga Claymore). Continue Razor hair momentum into the next poster!

I deflect the razor hair with my amazing aptitude with the Force, sending razor hair girl flying into the next poster in a flurry of movement and deadly deadly hair.

I trip her, and she falls headfirst into the next poster.

I use my patent pending super fluff hair moisturizer spray and turns her razor hair into soft as a cloud. I then throw the spray-can at the next poster as it becomes volatile after one use

Slice it to bits with my razor sharp arm like thing (the character is basically a living cage of nasty pointy slicey thingy) throws a puppy at next poster.

I quickly kick the bit of my arm that was originally beneath my elbow towards the puppy in a well-executed but ill-prepared torso flail. It runs away to devour its meaty treat. I bite the next poster on the shoulder, hoping to spread armlessness like zombieism.

Send nasty ribbon spikes through your body, then fling your corpse at the next poster.

Grabs Eragon5055 and forces him to eat the corpse. This makes him sick to his stomach, and as he is about to puke I aim his mouth at the next poster!

I put in a new quarter and hit continue, coming back to life just in time to have me-chunks spewn all over me. Thoroughly grossed out, I begin yelling at the next poster!

Crushes your hyoid with my ribbons of death. Throw you at the next poster

Sidestep!

Kaaaaameeeehaaaaameha!

I hop on a train and leave the country while you're grunting and shouting, then hijack another and cause it to derail on top of the next poster.

The train is stop by the Leviathan who I happened to be best buds in High School with, He then tosses the train at the next poster.

I jump out of the train and stick a saddle on the Leviathin then ride him into battle against the next poster!!!

The Leviathan turns out to be Kyogre. I catch it in my Master Ball.

I then use my newly acquired Kyogre and orders it to use Hydro Pump on the next poster!

I go from being on top of Kyogre to being in front of Kyogre the only way I know how: falling. Luckily, my being in the air is treated like I was flying, so Im safe from pokemon moves. I land on the next poster.