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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:15 am | |
| The bullets put holes in my mickey mouse ears. I thank you and give you a handshake because they are in the exact same pattern as Ms. Hyweerms.
I speak in a thick and ridiculous fake accent to the next poster, leaving them filled with a deep-seated anxiety over what I was trying to say. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:18 am | |
| 1 TR34T TH3 ACC3NT 4S P4RT OF TH3 ROL3PL4Y 4ND 1GNOR3 1T.
1 1MP4L3 TH3 N3XT POST3R W1TH MY C4N3.
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Wealthy Lord Asssprite Paranaturalist
Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:46 am | |
| I die. My death was neither just nor heroic, so I come back to life. I do some sort of hopey thing on the next poster, leaving them a sudden inexplicable urge to slap their own face. |
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Baron Von Aardvark Paranaturalist
Posts : 1005 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:36 am | |
| I slap my own face. It's no big deal, really. Might as well.
I use my position in the spectral mafia to put out a hit for the next poster! |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:11 pm | |
| Congratulations you've killed me, but my son grows up to an anti hero and karate chops the next poster in the neck |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
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Erie, Man of Danger Paranaturalist
Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:36 am | |
| Ha!, sharks don't have necks to hang so I slip out.
I then chuck Senator Lemonsnout strapped with high explosives at the next poster. |
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Sirmat New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2014-11-18
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:13 am | |
| Oh? What's thi-- *FWOOOOOM*
I fire tangentially connected evidence at the next poster. |
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The Skull Of Fortitude New Kid
Posts : 7 Join date : 2014-11-02
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:48 pm | |
| I use A barrage of internet debate and deflect the evidence off of my skull!
I set my demon minions on the next poster. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:05 pm | |
| I awake from my hundred year slumber fully clothed in my paladin gear, with my holy magics your demons are defeated
I fire a holy arrow at the next poster
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N3RISSE New Kid
Posts : 2 Join date : 2015-01-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:31 pm | |
| Because I'm not a demon, it doesn't really do much. It kinda hurts though.
I show the next poster a video of something stupid they did and thought nobody would ever know about. |
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Tahaneira New Kid
Posts : 5 Join date : 2015-01-23
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:41 pm | |
| I laugh raucously and then deploy the EMP. There will be no evidence.
I lurk beneath the bedroom floorboards of the next poster with two jars, one of honey and one of fire ants. |
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Speculations Spectre New Kid
Posts : 12 Join date : 2015-01-27
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:31 pm | |
| I bathe in the honey and fire ants as I am canonically known to do on a regular basis. It is a blissful, simple pain that I have come to enjoy. I writhe in happiness.
I set all of the next poster's clocks three hours behind and steal the instruction manual so they cannot reset it! |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:46 am | |
| I own no clocks, on the account of being blind and having no discernible use for them.
I stab the next poster with my cane-sword. |
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Speculations Spectre New Kid
Posts : 12 Join date : 2015-01-27
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:46 am | |
| I parry with my novelty sword-cane and attempt to absorb the next poster in to my collective conscious mind |
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Sirmat New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2014-11-18
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:17 am | |
| WE BECOME ONE, THE HIVEMIND SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!
I show my Lawyer's Badge to the next poster, hoping they'll die of shame or something. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:02 am | |
| You cannot possible hope to out-shame a budding Legislacerator in the field of trumped-up qualifications.
I direct this shameful conduct to his Tyranny and declare the next post guilty and fit for execution. |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:58 pm | |
| Startled, my magics activate and an illusion falls over me, making me look like someone else.
Once the executioner/whoever are out of sight, I throw a poisoned dagger at the next poster. |
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Westbrook Spectral
Posts : 533 Join date : 2015-02-17
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:14 am | |
| I catch the dagger in midair by the hilt, and am SO surprised that I actually pulled that off that I play with it, twirling it in my hand, and accidentally prick myself with the posioned tip anyway.
I stumble over to the next poster saying "Help...help, I've been poisoned...I need help...I ne--hellothisisforyou" and attempt to stab them with the dagger.
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:33 pm | |
| Unfortunately for you, I was busy examining my pool of acid, in the middle of it of course, so you are slowly being corroded and drop the poisoned knife.
However, the poison and the acid and the metal cause an unexpected chemical reaction, and the resulting explosion sends everything flying in all directions, and sends a lot of very sharp shrapnel in the direction of the next poster! |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:40 pm | |
| ...As all the posters mysteriously disappeared, the shrapnel all fly around the globe, then crash into each other. However, one piece was a bit ahead of the other shrapnel, and it continues flying to hit me!
But I duck, and if flies over my head to hit the next poster. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:37 am | |
| I ball up the shrapnel with my magic and dunk it on the next poster |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:51 am | |
| I pull out a portal, literal black hole style, and close it, shutting the shrapnel in the realm of oblivion, thereby cancelling its existence.
I then open a new portal, this time to a vacuum dimension, and suck everything in front of me in, including the next poster! |
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PineapplePhone New Kid
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-01-20
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:24 pm | |
| I stick a comically large and unrealistic toilet plunger onto the wall so as to not be sucked in.
I take out a flashlight and blind the next poster. |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:06 pm | |
| Good thing I'm wearing sunglasses!
I close my vacuum portal and open a new portal. This time, it leads to a dimension of purely water, and I send a small tsunami towards the next poster! |
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