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Sirmat New Kid
Posts : 6 Join date : 2014-11-18
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:17 am | |
| WE BECOME ONE, THE HIVEMIND SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!
I show my Lawyer's Badge to the next poster, hoping they'll die of shame or something. |
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gallowsCalibrator Seeing Shades
Posts : 155 Join date : 2013-06-01
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:02 am | |
| You cannot possible hope to out-shame a budding Legislacerator in the field of trumped-up qualifications.
I direct this shameful conduct to his Tyranny and declare the next post guilty and fit for execution. |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:58 pm | |
| Startled, my magics activate and an illusion falls over me, making me look like someone else.
Once the executioner/whoever are out of sight, I throw a poisoned dagger at the next poster. |
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Westbrook Spectral
Posts : 533 Join date : 2015-02-17
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:14 am | |
| I catch the dagger in midair by the hilt, and am SO surprised that I actually pulled that off that I play with it, twirling it in my hand, and accidentally prick myself with the posioned tip anyway.
I stumble over to the next poster saying "Help...help, I've been poisoned...I need help...I ne--hellothisisforyou" and attempt to stab them with the dagger.
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:33 pm | |
| Unfortunately for you, I was busy examining my pool of acid, in the middle of it of course, so you are slowly being corroded and drop the poisoned knife.
However, the poison and the acid and the metal cause an unexpected chemical reaction, and the resulting explosion sends everything flying in all directions, and sends a lot of very sharp shrapnel in the direction of the next poster! |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:40 pm | |
| ...As all the posters mysteriously disappeared, the shrapnel all fly around the globe, then crash into each other. However, one piece was a bit ahead of the other shrapnel, and it continues flying to hit me!
But I duck, and if flies over my head to hit the next poster. |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:37 am | |
| I ball up the shrapnel with my magic and dunk it on the next poster |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:51 am | |
| I pull out a portal, literal black hole style, and close it, shutting the shrapnel in the realm of oblivion, thereby cancelling its existence.
I then open a new portal, this time to a vacuum dimension, and suck everything in front of me in, including the next poster! |
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PineapplePhone New Kid
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-01-20
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:24 pm | |
| I stick a comically large and unrealistic toilet plunger onto the wall so as to not be sucked in.
I take out a flashlight and blind the next poster. |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:06 pm | |
| Good thing I'm wearing sunglasses!
I close my vacuum portal and open a new portal. This time, it leads to a dimension of purely water, and I send a small tsunami towards the next poster! |
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Spidey Spectral
Posts : 952 Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:59 pm | |
| Using the convient power of plot armor, I withstand the assault long enough to send a main character to attack the next poster |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:20 pm | |
| But then the main character has a psychological crisis in which they become a villain and attack everyone! I hide inside a convenient plothole, after closing the water-portal |
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PretenseAndPoison Seeing Shades
Posts : 226 Join date : 2016-06-05
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:15 am | |
| I use my powers as a realized Sylph of Heart to mediate the characters' internal conflicts! They go home!
I jump up and swing a quarterstaff at the next poster! |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:58 pm | |
| I summon a level 10 Monk (Good) from the realm of Dungeons and Dragons, who blocks the strike, then counter attacks! |
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PretenseAndPoison Seeing Shades
Posts : 226 Join date : 2016-06-05
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:37 pm | |
| My reflexes aren't fast enough, but I can roll with the hit and create distance for a shruiken throw! |
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NinjaKitten Paranaturalist
Posts : 1006 Join date : 2015-10-22
| Subject: Re: Attack the next poster! Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:31 am | |
| The monk, being from another realm, has disappeared, to return from whence he came.
Instead, I dive behind some rubble from the previous battles and telekinetically fling a pebble at the next poster at the speed of a bullet! |
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