You receive your immortal butterfly pet. However you are then hit by a bus and die, leaving your poor butterfly beast all by it's lonesome for the rest of its immortal life.

I wish I was a werewolf.

Congratulations, you join the ranks of the were wolves sadly you and your kind are forced into bondage and forced to perform in the horrible series known as twilight

I wish i was as popular on the internet as females are

You are now as popular as females on the internet, but you can no longer identify with either gender, biologically or mentally. You spend your life wandering the Earth, forever known as the only truly genderless being in existence.

I wish I could see forever.

Forever.
There you go.


I wish that I would be the best mod ever.

You're already that. You wasted a wish.
I wish for orange juice.

Because you complimented me, YOU GET LOTS OF ORANGE JUICE... with pulp.

I wish for a sidekick.

You get kicked in the sides

I wish to be batman and not die

Your back gets broken and you're paralyzed.

I wish to be able to dance well.

You end up getting invited to lots of dances.
I wish I could do anything well.

You are now the best SELF cannibalist around

I wish for a new girlfriend

Someone buys you the Isaac body pillow. You make the best of it.
I wish to dance with w!tch.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, I dance so well that I've ruined you for other dance partners. I'm sorry.

I wish for a live, human boyfriend or girlfriend.

You can take your pick, but they'll probably get beaten up in parking lots by jealous people.
I wish I knew some sort of self-defense oriented martial art or something.

You now no ninjistu, Pirates now never leave you alone

I wish I had some coffee

You spill it on your pants.
I wish for a grilled steak.

You get a grilled steak. It's too expensive for you.

I wish I could help my friends who need some help.

Your help is requred, you need to sacrifice your heart so that they can live.

I wish for a new clean pair of pants

You get them. They have no crotch.
I wish they had one.

They do but now they don't have pant legs.

I wish I had a pet dolphin.

You get a pet dolphin. Eragon eats it.

I wish Eragon5055 was the official forum mascot.

He becomes the mascot. Six dolphins find him because of his fame. They show up and hit him with their noses until he dies. Dolphins are not nice.
I wish for superpowers.

You,ve got superpowers, to attract the murderous dolphins.

I wish I didn't have to clean up my clones body

You don't have to. You wake up to find you're one of the murderous dolphins.

I wish we know what Asssprite's sig-creature's name is.

Clearly, its name is Asssprite.
I wish I knew where Eragon did his cloning.

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You don't have to. You wake up to find you're one of the murderous dolphins.

I wish we know what Asssprite's sig-creature's name is.

What have you done to meeee!?!