We were never able to grant wishes. However, this brings up the question of how your wish got fulfilled in the first place. Logic Bomb ensues.

I wish SpiderVoodoo didn't cause the Logic Bomb.

Wish granted, Kim Jong Un Missfires, and hits whatever country you are from , preventing this conversation from continuing

I wish Leo had a nice girlfriend

I become confused as to how I managed to get a nice girlfriend... Hmm...

I wish SpiderVoodoo would meet someone he really wants to.

I finally get to meet Jo, unfortunately we broke up so its really akward for both of us

I wish the next poster would listen to Brendan Urie sing "Skid Row"

I have listened to this "Skid Row" by your wishes command and am now spiritually and emotionally dead for reasons beyond my ability to explain.

I wish I knew how to lucid dream.

You now know how to lucid dream. Side effect: you can never wake up and eventually die from hunger.

I wish I really have learned my lesson this time around.

You learned your lesson, but the lesson was wrong.
I wish you had a better teacher.

Oh, I'll teach him a thing or two, wink wink.
Unfortunately he'll be traumatized.


I wish for a candy bar.

You get a candy bar made of pure gold so you can never eat it.

I wish for someone to high five.

You get me to high five. You can't reach my hand.

I wish Tyler was taller.

He is taller, Godzilla scale. RUN FOR YOUR LIFES, TYLERZILLA!!!

I wish Tokyo was safe

Tokyo is safe. All the other cities are not.

I wish it was Eragon5055 instead who was Godzilla-sized.

Eragon5055 is now the smallest action figure sized Godzilla but with a hunger to devour the world.

I wish that I had magical ferrets that I could call from the ether.

They shit in your coffee.
I wish you didnt spill it on me when you found out about it.

It didn't spill on you, just on your stuff.

I wish I had a little more motivation to get things done

You get the motivation, you lose the skill to do so.

I wish I could repay my friends's kindness, and they would appreciate it.

You can, and they would, but they are never kind.
I wish you had better pals.

I get better pals while losing all hope to get a girlfriend.

I wish Asssprite has better pals, too.

He does, us. I feel so bad for him.

I wish it got warmer outside already.

Its warmer. A lot warmer. Too much warmer. The earth is inside of the sun.
I wish we had stayed in orbit.

We stayed in orbit... the orbit of a different star, that is. A star unable to support human life.

I wish Earth was still where it was supposed to be.

The earth is where its suppose to be but its not spinning anymore and your on the half that is perpetually nighttime!

I wish the world were spinning again in the correct direction and the correct speed!

It's rotating, but no longer moving in any direction. It is the one nonmoving object in the universe, but since its not in the center, everything tries to move through it with easily foreseeable results.
I wish we never messed with astrophysics.

We never messed with astrophysics. We messed with metaphysics instead, causing a worldwide invasion of ghosts.

I wish the ghosts were friendly like Casper.

They are friendly, like Casper.
They are also fully solid to living beings, and take up a lot of space. Instead of getting out of the way, they like to give hugs. This causes a lot of people to die in any sort of vehicle, as being hugged while in the vehicle results in having to come to a stop while everything behind you continues to move.
I wish they would get off the damn road already.