Corrupt The Wish

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Here, have a burger, its three years old.

I wish I had all my grocery shopping done and it was free

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You are done grocery shopping, and it didnt cost you anything. Maybe that's because you grabbed all your groceries from the trash bin in the back.
I wish you wouldn't eat garbage.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

He doesn't eat garbage. He eats canned foods way past their expiry dates.

I wish for you to always be able to find happiness.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

I always find happy people, but fail to be happy myself.
I wish you would do the thing.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

He does the thing.

I wish for some pants

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

You got pants... clownspants

I wish for a tool

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Here, this guy is a tool

I wish for some other clothes to match the pants I got

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

They actually clash horribly.
I wish you dressed yourself better.

New Kid Posts : 60 Join date : 2013-04-01

He does, but now he fits in so wel that we can't eve notice him, so now he can strike... whenever he wants...

I wish for more Scrubs!

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You get more of Scrubs without any of the funny cast members.

I wish to be apart of this game now.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Your are, to your shame

I wish I could teleport

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You can teleport but it takes more effort than just walking and is slower than just walking.

I wish for something terrible to happen to me.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Something terrible happens to you. Then you wake up.

I wish nothing terrible happens to Tyler.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Nothing does, it all happens to you

I wish for fish

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You get all the fish in the world and the pile crushes you.

I wish to know how to know Latin while still knowing English.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You know both languages. You are then deported to a country that uses neither of them.
I wish to be in charge.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

In Charge? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I wish Asssprite was ok after his enormous shock

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

He is okay but he can only speak in puns now.
I wish i had pizza.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

It has anchovies

I wish to have a friendly meeting with the TMNT

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You meet up with the Three Maniacal Nihilistic Troublemakers. Zey believe in nossink! You end up being chum.

I wish I could, you know, fly. By myself. Without harming anyone or myself.

Seeing Shades Posts : 438 Join date : 2013-03-25

You can fly but only for a second at a time.

I wish I could die and come back to life whenever I want.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You wished for resserection, but you got ressserectioff.
I wish I didn't have to try and be punny.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

You don't have to try any more, by not ever being punny, the world weeps for its loss

I wish for motivation to write

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You receive motivation to write. You lose willpower to live.

I wish I can get everything I need sorted out.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

It's all sorted, by me. You can't find anything

I wish for some candy