Your wish for nothing has been rejected

I wish we were back to reality not making sense

Makes any sense reality longer no. But somebody reorders it.
I wish for cake

I wish for nothing.
You recieve a cake. Or at least it looks like a cake. Actually its a thin layer of cake baked around fifty pounds of solid iron.
I wish I was the best at punches.

Causality is still running backwards, so your wishes only take effect if they are granted before you make them. You have everything in the world except a functional TARDIS.

The TARDIS crash lands into you because you didn't make a wish.

I wish Assprite had great healthcare.

He does. But unfortunatly he was crushed by the Tardis
I wish for a puppy

Causality is restored.
But since wishes are made after they are granted when causality is inverted, and they are granted after they are made with normal causality, when should the wish be made? Before the wish was granted, the wish should have been made after it was granted. After the wish was granted, it should have been made before it was granted.
I wish someone could resolve this paradox.

Somebody resolves the paradox by making another one.
I wish I could read in my sleep

The world is now populated with dragons. Who are then eliminated by a dragon hunting alien race.
I wish that the universe was full of life.

It is now full of life, dragon life.

I wish the dragon hunting alien race to lose this time. Dragons are awesome.

You are given the knowledge, but your brain explodes from the amount of awesomeness in the information.
I wish I could save the world

You do by becoming a dragon and starting the dragon revolution, making the world safe and habitable for dragons.

I wish to also live in this utopia of awesomeness.

You get to live in the utopia.... as a science experiment.

I wish I was active on this forum again.

You do, but the internet goes out.
I wish I had a pile of gold to sit upon

You are, but now you have to spend more time with us. We are all very pleased.
I wish w!tch came back with you.
You have a pile of gold to sit on. Its not very comfortable
I wish for w!tch.

W!tch finally returns but unfortunately your computer crashes.
I wish for cake.

You get the cake, however you only get the edges topped with icing, the cake is a lie.
wish I could act appropriate around girls

You can now act appropriatly around girls, however the planet becomes devoid of "girls". They are now all women who you cannot act appropriatly around.
I wish for a puppy!

Granted. It's a mutant death-puppy that burns your hand when you try to pet it, and it's acid spittle melts your face.
I wish for a dish of snails and fish.

You soon find out that Escargot and Blue fin Tuna Steak just isn't quite for you. And you also contract a bad case of food poisoning. Oh my.

I wish for inner peace.

You get inner peace. In the form of chemical equilibrium.

I wish for pokemon.

You get Pokémon. Ten year old children are now forced out of home to go fend for themselves in the wild.

I wish to understand how that's bad.