Corrupt The Wish

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

InGen.

I wish we know why Asssprite (the sig-creature) is looking back.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Asssprite wrote:: Clearly, its name is Asssprite.
I wish I knew where Eragon did his cloning.

In a underground laboritory in New Zealand

I wish I was a shark again

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

That's to seduce you, of course! Is it working yet?
I wish it was!

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

Double wishing? Logic Bomb ensues again.

I wish Asssprite's sig-creature would turn into a dolphin.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

It becomes a dolphin. Mentally and emotionally, at least. Physically, there is no change.
I wish for french fries.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

You get french fries but sadly they are located all the way in france.

I wish I owned a airplane.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You own an airplane. You do not own an airplane engine.
I wish I had money for a pizza.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You have money for pizza. You don't know the number of any pizza parlors.

I wish Eragon5055 would get a dolphin BFF.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

His dolphin friend leads him into a life of crime and substance abuse.
I wish for a timeline reset so Leo never makes that wish.

Paranaturalist Posts : 2026 Join date : 2013-03-26

Asssprite wrote:: His dolphin friend leads him into a life of crime and substance abuse.
I wish for a timeline reset so Leo never makes that wish.

Timeline is reset, the dolphin leads someone else down the road to drugs. The consequences are not known, yet.

I wish for some slippers

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get slippers. They slip away from you.

I wish Tyler looked more like Mr. Spender than Mr. Spender did.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Zack starts drawing Mr. Spender as poorly as he can manage.
I wish it was warmer.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

It gets warmer 150000000 degrees warmer. Everything is ash.

I wish for a cool robot friend.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Compared to him, you look lame. People make fun of you.
I wish for a team of butlers.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get Kogarashi, the Maid Guy.

I wish I had a lot of Pringles.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You have one lot of pringles. In other words, one tube.
I wish for a pot of tea.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get a pot with tea markings. No tea.

I wish I have more than one tube of perfectly-edible Pringles.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

You have enough to fill a warehouse. In your room. They spill out when you open the door.
I wish I won this game.

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

I wish asssprite had made a wish.

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Your wish is granted. Thank you for allowing me the victory.
I wish for a new round to start.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

A new round starts. However, someone else wishes the new round to be merged into this round.

I wish GirlTheHero knew we all like her already!

New Kid Posts : 125 Join date : 2013-03-29

I learn but in the moment I realize this fact I get eaten by a wolf. The universe will not except the fact that a short person can be liked.

I wish I had a candle its dark in here.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

You get a candle, prompting the wolf to spit you out. Upon exit, people cheer for your return, and you realize how much all of us like you!

I wish the wolf would then be Eragon's BFF!

Paranaturalist Posts : 1389 Join date : 2013-03-29

Eragon leads the poor, innocent wolf into a life of crime and substance abuse.
I wish he hadn't done that.

Spectral Posts : 911 Join date : 2013-03-28

He didn't do that. Instead, he lead some other poor sap into a life of crime and substance abuse.

I wish more people in the forums would play this game.